次要异常项目 段落 I

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+ LO-001 - LO-050

编号：LO-001
描述：一（1）个斯温莱因牌747订书机
收容站点：Site-016
性质：无论LO-001是否被使用以及是否成功钉下订书针，其内部的订书针储放盒内的订书针将立刻重新填充至其上限，即210个订书针。同样的，LO-001含有无限数量的订书钉。如何存放LO-001中的订书钉的相关研究正在进行中。

编号：LO-002
描述：蓝图纸和画框
收容站点：Site-016
性质：将任何一个建筑的1/100比例卡片模型图画在项目上时，纸张会再一次变为空白。

编号：LO-003
描述：一罐蛋黄酱
收容站点：Site-016
性质：无论如何施力，罐子的盖子无法被移动或转动。

编号：LO-004
描述：一沓彩票
收容站点：Site-016
性质：当被刮开时，所中金额将通过异常途径进入获奖者口袋中。目前最高中奖金额为$25.00。

编号：LO-005
描述：太阳眼镜销售展示，上有“享受阳光加州”标记。
收容站点：Site-009
性质：当被任何智能生物佩戴时，将可以通过镜片看到一片无法辨识的阳光加州沙滩。现被用于Site-009改善罪犯道德水平。

编号：LO-006
描述：三星Galaxy A6蜂窝式电话
收容站点：Site-016
性质：当被任何拥有意识的生物持有时，手机每三十秒将放出爆炸声。

编号：LO-007
描述：自动铅笔
收容站点：Site-016
性质：放在任何物体表面时，该物体会漂浮1.524米（5英尺），并在掉落前保持五分钟。

编号：LO-008
描述：固体金属雕塑
收容站点：Site-40生物测试
性质：该项目描绘的是芬兰匠神伊尔马里宁Ilmarinen。该雕塑会持续保持106摄氏度的均匀表面温度。目前是Site-40生物测试的应急发电系统组成部分。

编号：LO-009
描述：14 x 微型空对空核火箭弹
收容站点：Site-68辐射储存
性质：该物体在功能上与AIR-2「妖怪」核火箭相同，微型比例为300：1。物体表现功能正常，启动时会产生1.5千米的核爆炸。

编号：LO-010
描述：人工起搏器
收容站点：Site-016
性质：每当其植入者进行慈善捐赠或将自己的时间用于慈善活动或福利时，会引起剧烈的心脏颤动。其余时间功能正常。

编号：LO-011
描述：iPhone 5s手机，带雷电手机壳
收容站点：Site-016
性质：该项目永远不会耗尽电量。目前，电池的材质不明，正在研究中。

编号：LO-012
描述：一件牛仔裤
收容站点：Site-016
性质：该项目能使穿着者隐形，仅在裤子覆盖区域内。

编号：LO-013
描述：一个100瓦GE灯泡
收容站点：Site-016
性质：在没有连接电源的情况下，灯泡也仍然会不断发出光线。目前正用于站点主任的定制台灯。

编号：LO-014
描述：牲畜烙铁，上有古代犹太人铭文¹
收容站点：Site-016
性质：用任何数量带有烙印的肉可制作出一个半具意识且完全忠诚的人形机械有生命傀儡。如果烙印被去除或破坏，肉会变得没有生命并散架。

编号：LO-015
描述：一种蘑菇
收容站点：Site-016
性质：该中蘑菇虽与普通蘑菇的生长周期相同，但完全由二氧化硅制成。每次只生长3个，当前一个蘑菇死亡时，就会长出一个新的蘑菇。

编号：LO-016
描述：一袋22.7千克“果冻豆”糖果
收容站点：Site-016遗失
性质：食用这些糖果会引起极度兴奋的感觉。糖果化学成分与非异常情况相同。

编号：LO-017

该视觉异常的示例。

描述：黑框窗玻璃
收容站点：Site-016
性质：透过该窗户的玻璃看去，会发现该地点的图像与当前观察到的环境有很大的不同。窗玻璃显示的场景和环境是在白天观察到的，被描述为“反乌托邦的、后世界末日的、荒芜的”或者直接“世界末日”。

编号：LO-018
描述：M16A1步枪
收容站点：Site-016
性质：在任何已装载弹匣中的第一个弹药筒消耗完之后，使用者会隐约听到克里登斯清水复兴Creedence Clearwater Revival乐队的《幸运之子Fortunate Son》。持续到步枪重新装弹为止。

编号：LO-019
描述：一卷厕纸
收容站点：Site-016
性质：经观察，卷筒纸会按照用户喜好的相反方向展开。视频监控显示，该卷纸未开封和开卷。
备注：把这块该死的东西放进应急物资库，我不想每次去█区里拉屎的时候，都要和这个东西打交道。 -██████博士

编号：LO-020
描述：任天堂GameBoy电子游戏系统
收容站点：Site-016
性质：用户在玩游戏时表现出的专注度大大增加，反应时间减少。

编号：LO-021
描述：超赞！公司“环境友好”计算机鼠标
收容站点：Site-016
性质：当把LO-021插入兼容设备时，LO-021就会变成一个普通的Mus musculus²标本。在这种状态下，LO-021仍然会通过从尾部延伸的USB线与电脑相连。变形之后，LO-021仍可用于常规输入，以左后脚代替左键的功能，右后脚代替右键的功能。揉搓LO-021的后背的功能与普通滚轮相同。拔掉插头后，LO-021会变回计算机鼠标。

编号：LO-022
描述：宜家家居IKEA EKENÄSET扶手椅
收容站点：Site-016
性质：当坐在上面时，使用者所说的任何语言都会被理解为瑞典语。

编号：LO-023
描述：布加迪威龙Bugatti Veyron跑车
收容站点：Site-016
性质：进入车内后，使用者的性格会发生变化，变得既自负和感觉精英。这种人格变化是暂时的，大约会持续5天。

编号：LO-024
描述：一份1982年《银翼杀手》电影拷贝。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：当在任何屏幕上观看时，观众都会异常地被传送到屏幕中的世界，并被迫在电影播放期间成为电影中一个额外的人，之后会回到原来的位置。观众描述说，在有限的行走能力之外，他们无法或不愿干涉影片的剧情。

编号：LO-025
描述：低功耗相干性能量武器
收容站点：Site-99
性质：该武器射出的激光束能够在一次爆炸中释放出1千瓦的能量。枪柄与扳机是为三指生物设计的。据信，它在被收回之前属于一名塞洛萨Selohssa士兵。
备注：在太阳系中还没有关于塞洛萨Selohssa的记录。该项目可能意味着太阳系中真的有塞洛萨Selohssa，而不仅仅是它们的探测器。虽然我不知道它是如何到达月球的。——可汗博士。

编号：LO-026
描述：永生鱼有生命的玩具鱼
收容站点：Site-███，目前在休息室鱼缸中。
性质：该鱼不需要进食，尚未超过物种的自然寿命限度。
发现该鱼为一制作精良的橡胶玩具，但动作与自然中的鱼相似。

编号：LO-027
描述：阿迪达斯牌运动服
收容站点：Site-016
性质：穿戴时，对象只能使用带有典型“俄语”口音的英语说话。如果受试者不会说英语，他们会在穿上该服装后立即学会如何说英语。

编号：LO-028
描述：便携式厕所
收容站点：Site-016
性质：使用者会在离开时消失并立即出现在地球上任何一个看似随机的便携式厕所之外。实际测试正在进行中。

编号：LO-029
描述：彩色数码摄像机
收容站点：Site-016
性质：当使用该项目对一个地点进行摄影时，该地点会突然出现类似于北极光现象的光学异常现象，直到所拍摄照片被破坏。正在研究该项目与RPC-050的任何联系。

编号：LO-030
描述：一（1）把CZ 75半自动手枪
收容站点：Site-016
性质：LO-030的弹匣中似乎有无限量的9×19mm帕拉贝鲁姆Parabellum子弹。

编号：LO-031
描述：30 ml的人类血液
收容站点：Site-008
性质：血液内的细胞似乎导电性极强。化学分析显示，血液中含有一种未知元素。

编号：LO-032
描述：一（1）只雷克斯暴龙头骨，碳元素年代测试测定距今已65000000年。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：当LO-032被握住时，它会发出异常声音说出“毁灭它Get rekt，[脏话删除]！”

编号：LO-033
描述：一（1）支红色百乐Pilot，长14.2cm。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：LO-033中似乎含有无限量的红色墨水。据推测，在装墨水的管子中的某处存在着空间异常。

编号：LO-034
描述：一（1）双Nike™ Air Jordan IV One“白水泥配色”运动鞋。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：LO-034可以将佩戴者的移动速度提高约110%。精细动作控制变得困难。放在Site-016的Alpha-

编号：LO-035
描述：一（1）把木椅
收容站点：Site-016
性质：当人坐在LO-035上时，该物体会开始悬浮在离地面10米的地方。如果人离开椅子，该物品会恢复到非活动状态，并缓慢地回到地面。
备注：在发生几起轻伤后，LO-035将不会再在Site-016社交活动中使用。

编号：LO-036

“恶心绿”颜色。

描述：十五（15）支“绘儿乐”牌蜡笔
收容站点：Site-016
性质：当使用该物品着色时，最后使用的蜡笔会使使用者引产生蜡笔上所述的情绪，如“愤怒红”，所有受试者在使用该颜色时，都报告了愤怒的情绪。他们不记得自己生气的原因。其他颜色的蜡笔也有相同的性质，如“沮丧蓝”、“微笑黄”和“害怕紫”。

编号：LO-037
描述：十（10）磅果馅饼
收容站点：Site-016
性质：当对象从LO-037上取下一块时，该物品会使用一种常在海星上发现的细胞进行有丝分裂重新生长被取下的碎片。该物品被保存在Site-016的食堂中。食用时未发现有害影响，如果过量食用可能会导致体重增加。

编号：LO-038
描述：毛瑟C96手枪（改装成《星际大战》系列电影中“DL44”爆能手枪道具）
收容站点：Site-016
性质：看到道具后，所有对象都会以标准荷兰语说出“Han schoot eerst！”³，尽管对象之前无《星球大战》系列电影和荷兰语相关知识。

编号：LO-039
描述：白色的超赞！公司美国标准马桶。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：坐在马桶上排便的个体会表示获取到了以前没有的知识，一些使用者表示这是“顿悟”。该物品是在没有事先检查该物品品牌的情况下，安装在Site-016一个厕所里后被发现的。马桶隔间口已贴上“LO-039”的标签，需向进入并使用该项目的人员提供记事本和笔，以便在限制他们在使用该物品时遇到启示所导致的持续涂鸦问题。

编号：LO-040
描述：超赞！公司品牌，印有RPC管理局图案的礼品包装纸。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：用该包装纸包裹的盒子中所装有物品会变成大小不一的煤块。该物品是从Site-002职员为准备节礼日Boxing Day而购买的物品中找到的。该纸因其醒目的印花而被测试，发现所有用它包装的礼物都会变成煤块。

编号：LO-041
描述：破损的黑玛瑙小雕像 ，大致与美索不达米亚神话中的伊什塔尔Ishtar或是巫术恶魔阿斯塔斯Astaroth相似。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：当一张写有适当的存在的人或实体名字的纸放置在距雕像的1^m范围内时，雕像右手中可能是月或蛇状物的刃会向前击打刺穿纸。随后该纸会着火，在之后的一周内，这个人或实体会出现在对象面前，并宣称他们对对方的爱，并以一种对他们个人来说最痛苦的方式伤害对象的身体，随后便离开或消失。
备注：如果某人不再用这个来让我每年穿越基地只为了一个吻，那肯定是好事！——初级研究员███████

编号：LO-042
描述：一份《银河系搭车客指南》的拷贝，道格拉斯·亚当斯著。
收容站点：Site-099
性质：翻开本项目后，书中的内容被替换为以简洁且准确的文本对银河系旅行者所做的指南。对这一异常现象的实际使用测试正在进行中，目前管理局天文学职员正在对其内容进行验证。

编号：LO-043
描述：包含人类头部和躯干的形状的橡胶假人，常用于武术中。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：该物体能够独立运动，并表现出知觉。该物体无法从其底部移动，似乎不需要任何形式的营养来生存。尚待指定RPC编号。

编号：LO-044
描述：一（1）瓶雪碧牌碳酸软饮料。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：当LO-044为空时，它会被更多地雪碧饮料填满。

编号：LO-045
描述：一（1）把AK-47突击步枪
收容站点：Site-016
性质：当用LO-045射击时，该物品会以俄语说一些词语，但不会发射任何实际弹药。

编号：LO-046
描述：一（1）片4 x 4米窗玻璃
收容站点：Site-016
性质：任何生物物质或物体都无法被窗格另一面人看到。

编号：LO-047
描述：一（1）台Macbook Air笔记本电脑
收容站点：Site-016
性质：打开LO-047时，屏幕上会冒出火焰。LO-047因未知原因未因此损坏。

编号：LO-048
描述：一张卫生巾，████牌
收容站点：Site-008
性质：该物体会出现在进入西翼三楼洗手间的男性人员的内裤上。如果不直接观察，该物品会在之后消失。对该物品的分析显示有微量的汗液和[已编辑]。
柯林斯研究员备注：请冷静下来，不要再报告这件事了。这只是个无害的卫生巾，要不了你们的命。

编号：LO-049
描述：未知药品
收容站点：Site-███
性质：LO-049是一种深色腐蚀药品，能吸收各种形式的辐射。据信LO-049是由RPC-240-Ω产生的。LO-049目前正由化学部在Site-███进行研究。

编号：LO-050
描述：一（1）个茶壶
收容站点：无。见性质
性质：LO-050为一个普通茶壶，位于坐标+ ██° ██' ██''，距地球█.██个天文单位，在环日轨道上。除了它的存在外，LO-050没有表现出其他的异常性质。

+ LO-051 - LO-100

编号：LO-051
描述：一（1）张纸，上有黑色毡制粗头笔写的“操”字。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：任何直接观察LO-051的人类都会大声宣称这个物体“很深奥”以及“对我们的社会有很大启示”。受影响的人还会在接触后的两周内暂时出现技术恐惧症和进步恐惧症⁴。

LO-052.

编号：LO-052
描述：一（1）个Safari Ltd.牌喙嘴龙属翼龙的小雕像。雕像头至尾约长17.83厘米。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：每当人类的手指放入LO-052的嘴中时，LO-052的下颚就会自动向上夹住手指，尽管LO-052似乎没有这样做的物理依据。在这种状态下，LO-052的下颚可以用很小的力气强行撬开，然后就可以安全地将手指取出来。

编号：LO-053
描述：四（4）个Tomee™牌任天堂DSi游戏主机触控笔。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：当LO-053放置在一张纸上时，每一个实例都会异常地从其笔尖产生黑色笔墨。当LO-053放置在任何其他物体表面时，LO-053不会显示出这些特性。因此，这四款LO-053既可以作为触控笔使用，也可以作为书写工具使用。

编号：LO-054
描述：一（1）只雄性灰岩蝾螈⁵标本，长6.25 cm
收容站点：Site-016
性质：X射线分析以及有限的活检limited biopsies表明，LO-054的骨骼系统完全由聚乙烯组成。尽管存在此异常，该对象似乎处于健康的身体状况。

编号：LO-055
描述：一（1）张绿日乐队Green Day2009年专辑《21世纪大崩溃21st Century Breakdown》黑胶唱片。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：当在任何1999年12月31日以后制造的唱片机上播放时，LO-055会在几秒钟内将唱机分解成基本粒子。研究表明，完全分解唱片机的时间与其的制造时间和1999年12月31日的距离相关。

编号：LO-056
描述：一（1）块0.56 cm³浮岩样本
收容站点：Site-016
性质：该浮岩样本会下沉而非上浮，尽管其在物理和化学上与普通浮石相同。

编号：LO-057
描述：黑色绘儿乐牌蜡笔。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：只能用黑色文字以书面形式描述。使用其他任何颜色都会导致污点和弄脏，即使在数字界面中，也无法使描述变得可读。

编号：LO-057
描述：白色绘儿乐牌蜡笔。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：只能用白色文字以书面形式描述。使用其他任何颜色都会导致污点和弄脏，即使在数字界面中，也无法使描述变得可读。

编号：LO-058
描述：一个圆柱形空盐罐，高4厘米，直径2.5厘米。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：当握住该盐罐时，它会异常地被盐填满。盐量会根据持握者当前的情绪状态而变化，痛苦、愤怒或其他负面情绪会增加盐量。对盐的分析显示，它与非异常的氯化钠结构相同。

编号：LO-059
描述：一（1）个TC-223旋转办公椅
收容站点：目前储存拆除于Site-016
性质：当施加足够的重量时，LO-059就会开始沿着所朝的方向滚动，并逐渐加速。目前达到的最高速度约是在加速6分钟后的128 kph。
备注：在████████博士和█████长官在一次所谓的“工作场所事故”中受伤后，LO-059已被拆除，并锁在3级权限。

编号：LO-060
描述：Daisy Red Ryder 1938b型BB枪
收容站点：Site-016
性质：用LO-060发射的BB弹在撞击后会发生剧烈爆炸，爆炸力大致与标准的破片手榴弹相当。枪托上的手刻字是，“你会把你的眼睛射出来的！”

编号：LO-061
描述：表面受损的美国25分硬币，生产日期未知。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：如果提出一个简单的正误判断的预测性问题，并抛出硬币，结果即可预测出所提问题的答案。
备注：别再用这个来了解员工穿什么颜色的内衣了。这让大家都很尴尬

编号：LO-062
描述：18份纸质文件的集合
收容站点：Site-016异常文档归档
性质：文件中包含一系列手绘的视觉认知危害，使人无法用一个音节以上的单词说话或理解。暴露12小时后异常效果会自然消散。该份文件1932年作为早期管理局记忆学研究的一部分而创建的。

编号：LO-063
描述：一块成分不明的陨石
收容站点：Site-099
性质：发现一面以标准英语刻有“对于给您带来的不便，我们深表歉意。”这句话。

编号：LO-064
描述：40岁人类白种人男性，身材和身高均处于平均值
收容站点：N/A
性质：每当LO-064启动一个交通过街按钮时，相关交通系统的灯光就会立即切换，让LO-064安全通过路口。由于这样经常造成混乱，LO-064已被转移到弗吉尼亚州██████，该镇没有电子过街系统。

编号：LO-065
描述：度假管理局人员拍摄的各种节日照片集
收容站点：Site-016
性质：当工作人员从假期回来时一种罕见的现象会发生（<10％），将照片中可见的每个人都换成道恩·“巨石”·强森的形象。该形象将摆出原照片中人的姿势，并拥有相同的面部表情。

编号：LO-066
描述：高6.35厘米的机灵鬼牌弹簧玩具，由瑞典高档蓝黑色钢材制成。
收容站点：Site-16存储
性质：当用翻转的动作将LO-066推下楼梯时，LO-066会立即变形并重新出现在楼梯底部。

LO-067

编号：LO-067
描述：一（1）架古式三角镜。
收容站点：Site-002
性质：通过LO-067观看时，观看者会被传送到他们正在观看的位置。此外，如果使用LO-067观看过于接近LO-067的东西，观看者的大小会发生变化。更多细节见实验日志。

编号：LO-068
描述：一（1）辆豹式1A5主战坦克（装备莱茵金属L/44 120毫米加农炮）
收容站点：Site-002
性质：操作LO-068的受试者会将视线范围内的所有其他机动地面车辆视为苏制T-72坦克，并认为必须向其开火。

LO-069

编号：LO-069
描述：十（10）只雌性泰和鸡⁶，属乌鸡品种Silkie breed。
收容站点：农用品Site-042
性质：实例会以类似家羊的速度长出绒毛而非羽毛，且不产卵。需定期剪毛以保持身体健康。

编号：LO-070
描述：二十三（23）千克青柠味Jell-O果冻。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：当哺乳动物摄取LO-070时，LO-070将诱发对象进入催眠状态，其持续时间与受试者的体重和消耗的产品数量成正比。目前正在研究复制和在失眠药物生产中使用的可能性。

编号：LO-071
描述：一（1）份《实验小达人强尼：第六季Johnny Test: Season 6》的DVD拷贝。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：受试者在以视觉感受到其任何内容后，会在24小时内出现类似鞭打的规律性听觉幻觉。

ＬＯ－０７２

编 号 ： ＬＯ－０７２

描 述 ： 一 （１） 份空 白 女 妖Ｂｌａｎｋ　Ｂａｎｓｈｅｅ⁷ 所 演 唱 的 《 Ｍｅｇａ 》 专 辑 黑 胶 唱 片 。

收 容 站 点 ： Ｓｉｔｅ－０１６

性 质 ： 在 任 何 形 式 的 介 质 中 ， 都 仅 能 由 全 角 文 本 描 述 。 此 外 ， 当 长 时 间 聆 听 时 ， 会 在 短 时 间 内 引 起 听 者 的 兴 奋 感 。

备 注 ： 与 ＲＰＣ－９５６ 可 能 的 关 联 正 在 调 查 中 。

编号：LO-073
描述：四百二十六（426）只Allium cepa⁸。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：在切割时，LO-073会释放出一种未知的化学气体物质，当通过呼吸进入人体后，吸入者会快速、激烈地失去对其膀胱功能的控制。这种化学物质取代了非异常洋葱中的顺式-丙硫醛-S-氧化物syn-propanethial-S-oxide⁹

编号：LO-074
描述：一（1）部诺基亚3310蜂窝电话，生产于2000年。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：该物品似乎完全不可摧毁。试验表明，它能承受超过10000开氏度、近7.7 × 10^8千帕斯卡（kPa）的压力，以及连续浸入氟锑酸¹⁰两年半以上。

LO-075.

编号：LO-075
描述：一个橡胶弹力球，直径1.07厘米，重0.16克。
地点：未知。推测在低地球轨道上。
性质：当在物体表面反弹时，LO-075的动能会增加而非因转移到反弹所在表面而减少。在1989年██月██日超过了逃逸速度。
备注：该对象被普遍认为在2007年██月██日对一颗威瑞森电信通信卫星造成了重大损害，且有可能在此过程中增加了其速度。由于LO-075对卫星和航天器构成的固有风险，目前正在起草收容 和/或 清除程序，并有待于将其归入正式RPC状态。

编号：LO-076
描述：一（1）个红色橡胶“小丑鼻”
收容站点：Site-016
性质：当有人佩戴它时，视线范围内所有有意识的人都会开始无法控制地大笑，直到鼻子被移开。

编号：LO-077
描述：一片含水量异常高的酸面包。
收容站点：Site-016
性质： 物体不会被生物降解，显示出人类的智慧和语言能力。接受采访时，LO-077会不留情面地嘲讽现场人员，同时会对经典文学作品进行讨论。

编号：LO-078
描述：一个花瓶，内有三（3）株向日葵¹¹实例
收容站点：Site-016
性质：个人会从该项目上闻到已故或失踪的家庭成员的气味，之后会做一个涉及家庭成员的美梦。十分悲伤的对象也会比通常情况下更快地开始接受失去家人的事实。

LO-079

编号：LO-079
描述：美国参议员伯纳德·“伯尼”·桑德斯Bernard "Bernie" Sanders的亲笔签名照片，约2016年。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：当任何人拥有合法的美国法定货币或支付方式¹²并亲自查看该项目时，他们所拥有的上述货币将全部会消失，并异常地转移到桑德斯参议员的个人银行账户上。信用卡将立即被提取到其信用额度，而借记卡将失去其相关账户的全部余额。
备注：“好吧，这玩意[脏话删除]搞走了我这周的薪水。” ——初级研究员███████。

LO-080-AR于无效化之前。

编号：LO-080-AR
描述：一个陶罐，直径8厘米。
收容站点：已无效化。残片仍储存于Site-016。
性质：该对象会发出异常的热量，所测量温度持续在76.111°C左右。
附录：LO-080-AR在1998年4月15日例行维护期间意外掉落，并被摔成碎片。残片未显示出任何异常性质。实验对象的档案此后于1998年4月19日归档。

编号：LO-081
描述：一张便签，上用黑色的永久性记号笔画着有男性生殖器的粗暴形象。
收容站点：Site-016.
性质：男性受试者查看后都会立即出现阴茎勃起。此异常特性不会影响对勃起功能障碍者。

LO-082-1至-6.

编号：LO-082
描述：一系列的六（6）个Silly Bandz廉价手镯，包括了海马、章鱼、海豹、鲨鱼、海豚与企鹅。
收容站点：Site-016。
性质：当佩戴在实验对象的手腕上时，每个LO-082实例都会赋予使用者不同的异常属性。LO-082-1会使受试者的腹部形成一个有弹性的袋子，LO-082-2赋予受试者从泪腺中任意喷出墨水的能力，LO-082-3让受试者更强的平衡感，并大大增加其体脂率，LO-082-4能使受试者的牙齿变得锋利，并赋予受试者在一公里外探测血液的能力，LO-082-5赋予受试者通过点击舌头进行超声定位的能力，LO-082-6赋予受试者在高达-89.6°C的环境中不会产生不良影响。一旦将相应的LO-082实例从受试者手腕上取下，这些变化就会立即恢复。

编号：LO-083
描述：大号雅马哈YBB-641钢琴，增加了第四个踏板。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：在踩住第四个踏板同时弹奏LO-083时，会产生异常的次声波频率，使听到的的人失去对肠胃功能的控制。
备注“在‘棕色纸条事件’之后，我正式要求对LO-083进行无效化处理。该项目造成污染的风险太大，不应该存在于设施中。” ——瑞贝卡·斯散，站点安全主管

编号：LO-084
描述：M16A3冲锋枪。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：直接用肉眼观测该物体时，该物体会外形会呈粉红色塑料叉状。对该物体的照片、录像或数字图像不受影响。用肉眼观测该物体发射时，子弹似乎从器皿正前方的空隙中冒出。弹出的子弹只有在击中固体物体时才会显现。任何附着在物品上的物体，如弹夹或光学瞄准器，都会变得不可见。

编号：LO-085
描述：由████·█████所著的[已编辑]，关于坚持的自助图书。
收容站点：Site-002
性质：无法使用任何手段摧毁，包括火焰、徒手，或[数据删除]。

编号：LO-086
描述：标准棋盘，由█████制造。
收容站点：Site-002的娱乐室。
性质：每当一枚棋子被符合规则地移动时，对方的一枚棋子就会随之移动。整个棋局可以顺利进行。不合规则的移动将不会产生回应。如果棋盘在对局结束后离开了任何人的视线或观察范围，棋子的位置将被重置。

编号：LO-087
描述：标准的意大利辣香肠、橄榄和蘑菇比萨，切成5片。
收容站点：Site-082的餐厅。
性质：所有披萨切片在吃完后的12小时内会自动出现在Site-082餐厅内。

编号： LO-088
描述：一（1）份《星球大战：最后的绝地武士》DVD拷贝。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：在迪斯尼收购《星球大战》系列之前的粉丝在观看时会经历无法控制的极度愤怒。25%的观看者表现出分析智慧的提高。受影响的人会接着写出一篇长达四个小时的大量分析文章，对影片进行分析。上述影响会持续24小时。
备注：但这也不是什么不寻常行为。或是一种集体认知反应？
额外备注：等等，这些效果和在电影上映时看到的反应一模一样。我们甚至一直没有发现这样的效果，直到我们自己的一位研究人员找到了一张DVD的拷贝。

编号：LO-089
描述：一（1）个Xbox One S游戏主机（上有超赞！公司贴纸）
收容站点：Site-016
性质：LO-089预装了一个异常的第一次世界大战主题的第一人称射击游戏《战地1》拷贝。修改后的游戏主要表现RPC-943，分配编号为LO-089-1，但在其他方面是非异常的。
备注：管理局制作了名为《战场943》的LO-089-1的副本。Site-016的工作人员经常在休息时间进行战场943的“局域网派对”。

编号：LO-090
描述：一（1）盒雪茄，品牌未知
收容站点：Site-016
性质：如果一支LO-090的雪茄被存活的人类使用，他们会开始称自己为“萨姆·伍德沃德”。如果受试者在这种状态下被暴露在摄像机下，他们会开始面对摄像机，说“嗯，女士们好”。上述状态持续大约7个小时。

编号：LO-091
描述：一份电子游戏《动物园大亨2：终极收藏版》PC版拷贝。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：包含一个新的在其他副本中没有扩展包，名为「异常的远足」。这个扩展包包含了五十三（53）个管理局所收容的各种异常现象的数字形象，其中部分清单如下。除去游戏中RPC-834的影响，游戏本身未发现其他异常现象。需要游玩的工作人员LO-091应向首席研究员哈雷预约，所有的游戏过程都要通过外部记录设备进行屏幕录制。

异常	游戏名	群系	描述
RPC-014	犀牛杀手	稀树草原	大型的双足生物。可以用游戏内置的菜单放置，但也会在黑犀牛、白犀牛、爪哇犀牛和毛犀牛的陈列中自然显现，以便杀死上述犀牛。仅食用一种名为“犀牛肉”的新食品。13
RPC-046	非洲刺狗	稀树草原	小型带刺的狗。能向天敌和自己的猎物发射尖刺以杀死它们。
RPC-088	冲压奶牛	草原	符合空气动力学原理的牛型生物，能够将自己推到空中高速飞行。故任何形式的围栏都不能完全收容它。如果使用储罐壁和高架路径的组建的封闭环境，RPC-088也可能会通过击碎储罐壁逃脱。
RPC-134	平塔岛象龟	海滨	乌龟生物。可以与加拉帕戈斯龟交配，并创造RPC-134的数字实例。
RPC-141	摩艾卫士	N/A	大型复活节岛摩艾雕塑。可作建筑物使用，价格50,000美元。不需要维护费。在非活跃状态下，动物园的游客会把它作为雕像来观赏并进行评论。当被恐龙撞击的时候14，游戏中的RPC-141实例将被激活并奔向狂暴状态的恐龙，同时摧毁其道路上的一切障碍物，对上述恐龙其进行物理攻击，直到其失去意识，然后重新进入非活跃状态。
RPC-170	阿多拉虫	温带森林	小型蜘蛛。被RPC-170的数字实例咬伤的客人会认为它们是“可爱的”，并在适当时候向其展览捐赠大量资金。与此同时，游客也会认为乱扔的水瓶、追赶球、抓挠柱、猴子拼图树、中型海底岩石和吉普牧马人是可爱的，也会向包含它们的展览或旅游项目捐款。
RPC-197	芬里尔	高山	大型狼。由于传送能力仍存在于数字实例汇总，所以不可能用游戏中的围栏来控制。能够与动物园的游客和工作人员交谈并将自己融入到狼群中，常在狼群中是首领的地位。15
RPC-207	海豚士兵	海滨	海豚，身上有类似于疤痕的标记。存在列出它想法的标签页，类似于动物园的客人或工作人员，与其他动物不同。
RPC-218	N/A	N/A	身穿深色西装、戴着联邦帽的男人。偶尔会以客人的身份进入动物园，特别是在大量客人伤亡的事件发生后，或者在动物园里存在大量异常情况时。无法被点击。16
RPC-286	松鼠	北方森林	松鼠。在无人看管的情况下，它会从展览中逃脱，尽可能多地杀死动物园的游客和工作人员。在一个特殊的例子中，它曾多次用展览周围的恐龙电击围栏将电死自己，然后爬上尸体堆，跳过围栏逃走。
RPC-375	巨水熊虫	热带森林	巨型的水熊，又称水熊虫。当受到捕食者的挑衅时17，它将长到它的捕食者的大小（如果捕食者较小，则保持相同的大小），在攻击者周围扩大它的嘴，进行吞食。18
RPC-507	缅甸巨蟒	热带森林	以RJ45连接器为头的大蛇。在游戏中需每两周尾牙那个一次。如果蛇被喂食的频率过高，它将会逃离展览，并攻击所有遇到的动物园游客。15分钟后，它将回返回展览馆，并在恢复正常活动之前再休眠15分钟。
RPC-644	反常龙鱼	热带雨林	一只黑色的骨舌鱼科鱼类。不出所料，它的动物园百科19简介里充满了鱼的双关语。
RPC-705	海胆护士	海滨	一对海胆。可作为叶子标签下的一种植物。存在于生病的动物的鱼缸中，随着时间的推移，会慢慢缓解并治愈它。
RPC-834	变更森林	变更森林	类似于瑞典森林的新生物群落。放置在该生物群落中的动物会发生类似于在RPC-834中观察到的变异，但不一定与实际结果一致。已记录的例子中包括拥有充满刀状羽毛和足以飞行的大翅膀的渡渡鸟，拥有异常长的肌肉腿和五条额外尾巴的普雷斯瓦尔斯基野马，以及突变成智能的斯托克斯龙。20，人形爬行动物实体。
RPC-850	饥饿老鼠	草原	老鼠。该实例能够使用所有的食物物品、植物和游戏中包含的几乎所有动物，且存在一个不能被耗尽临界饥饿度21。
RPC-992-02	海底宁恩	水底	大型水生生物，有两只类似人类的手臂，与日本民间传说中的宁恩相仿。喜欢从水箱的远处观察动物园的游客。当玩家、工作人员或其他动物接近时，会暂时消失。

编号：LO-092
描述：一幅关于陌生夜景的油画。前景中可以看到不确定的人物。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：当被视觉观察时，LO-092传递会给观者一种深刻的孤独感和寂寞感。对背景中的星星的分析显示，项目是从位于飞马座矮小不规则星系中一个行星的角度绘制的。
备注：对象是在2007年██月██日对项目蓝皮书计划仓库的突击检查中获得的。

编号：LO-093
描述：一个灰色外星人的乙烯基绒毛头雕像，风格与Funko Pop品牌小雕像相同。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：LO-093会不断向埃里达努斯星座发射无线电波。对上述无线电波内容的分析表明，这是用一种未知的可能是外由星语言写成的信息。小规模的法拉第笼已经在LO-093周围建成，以防止进一步的信息传输。
备注：对象是在2007年██月██日对项目蓝皮书计划仓库的突击检查中获得的。
额外备注：对象是在首批Funko Pop小雕像在2010年SDCC上首次亮相前约三（3）年时发现的。

编号：LO-094
描述：漆黑色球形物体，直径约34厘米。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：在对象约3.57米半径范围内的钨和钨合金会被自动吸到LO-094的表面，随后便无法被观察到，项目质量或体积没有变化。其他材料仍然不受异常影响。此外，LO-094会漂浮在离它所在的任何表面约1.28米的地方。
备注：对象是在2007年██月██日对项目蓝皮书计划仓库的突击检查中获得的。

编号：LO-095
描述：会说话的巴特-辛普森娃娃，制造于1990年，其他方面未发现异常。
收容站点：Site-019
性质：无。
备注：实验对象是在位于月球静海中的一系列小坑中被发现的，这些小坑的形状组成了“吃我短裤！”这句话。对象已被远程漫游器回收，并被运送至Site-019。

编号：LO-096
描述：类似于十二面体魔方的玩具，上有深浅不一的蓝色、紫色和红色。物体触摸起来略有海绵的感觉。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：当一行、一列、一边或整个十二面体完成后，物体会发出包含外星语言的信息。管理局语言学家目前的分析认为，这或是带有鼓励性质的信息。目前的设想是，这可能是一个外星玩具或压力缓解工具。
备注：对象是在2007年██月██日对项目蓝皮书计划仓库的突击检查中获得的。

编号：LO-097
描述：吾乃唯一，乃光与生命，乃阿尔法与欧米茄，乃上帝之话语。亦是31x15^cm，书脊有6^cm之厚。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：吾之书页散发荣耀之光环，父亲光辉灿烂，沐浴着我半径内5^m的所有人。我是詹姆士国王，唯信坚者阅读，否则书页将暗淡。任何述我之赞美的人都会以我之声音，话我之语。
备注：物品回收与2019年██月██日。从被报告有线上异常活动的二手书店中以2.99美元获取。（如果没有描述部分没有与之直接挂钩，则LO-97的模因效应是可以避免的。）

LO-098。

Määramine：LO-098
Kirjeldamine：Üks (1) Eesti Lipu Nõel
Saidi Asukoht：Saidi-016
Omadused：LO-098 saab kirjeldada ainult eesti keele abil. Igasugune katse kirjeldada LO-098 mõnes muus keeles toob kaasa arusaamatu kelmuse.
备注：粗略翻译如下（考虑到其性质）：物品仅能用爱沙尼亚语描述。任何使用其他语言对该异常描述的尝试都会导致无法理解的文字。

编号：LO-099
描述：LO-099是一套标准的《高级龙与地下城》桌面角色扮演游戏，包括手册、骰子、公仔和手册。包括的所有文件在游戏开始前都是非异常的。人物大小均在5厘米和30厘米之间。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：当GM（游戏主持人）在至少2名玩家在场的情况下开始游戏时，所有玩家都会经历视觉和听觉上的幻觉，这些幻觉会描述四个提供的活动故事中任意一个所描述的事件。玩家和GM会看到他们正常地移动棋子并宣布行动，这回他们就好像成为了他们所代表的角色一样。无论输赢这个效果在剧情结束时结束。LO-99为表现没有其他异常的效果，且发现在使用较少的玩家或移除棋子时，可以在正常进行游戏。
备注：物品于2019年██月██日被发现，最初是和LO-97在同一地点购买。因此管理局开始了对该店和周边地区的历史进行调查。该物品曾被30多个独立的顾客退回，并在个人博客域名██████.com/SpookyCustomerProducts上被报告为灵异物品。

编号：LO-100
描述：波波·伊斯特姆克
收容站点：波波·伊斯特姆克
性质：波波·伊斯特姆克！波波啊伊斯特的姆克！伊斯特波波。
备注：改物品是一只狗。该物体的异常属性很罕见。如果直接描述，所的文字都会更改显示“波波·伊斯特姆克”！！！。还有，任何试图规避这一点的行为都会导致描述的语气出现错误。语气上的错误包括：拼写散乱，随机话题，比如有一次我下班后去钓鱼——我说什么来着？我记得。看似随意的标点符号；，以及整体质量差。目前就这些！不可避免。总之，当我说随机话题时，是的。这很有趣。这让我想起了我只是一个卑微的MST小兵的时候。那些日子。我不愿意再回去了。

+ LO-101 - LO-150

编号：LO-101
描述：一块████牌肥皂。
收容站点：Site-279
性质：被握住时，该物品呈现出摩擦力下降，且总是从握柄处滑落，落在地板上，品牌面朝上。周围的受试者对该物品表示出高度的期待和突然的兴趣，并伴随着强烈的拒绝将其捡起的想法。物品此后会回到它被丢弃前有意放置的最后一个表面，上述效果也随之消散。当该物品用于其预期目的时，物品不会出现任何磨损。

编号：LO-102
描述：大蛋，此前直径约为11.4厘米，上有猎豹图案。
收容站点：Site-279
性质：蛋在94天后，孵化成一只雌性Acinonyx jubatus²²。该对象指定编号LO-102-2-1，是健康的，但对生殖器官的X射线分析表明有一系列类似于卵生动物的繁殖和产卵器官。LO-102-2-1被运到Site-279作进一步研究，并试图建立一个繁殖计划，以进一步研究其生殖异常。
备注：LO-102-2-1，以及任何假设的父母、兄弟姐妹或后代，截至██/██/2018，对象已被赋予暂定的学名为Acinonyx jubatus ovumalgarum。
额外备注：对象是从一个名叫阿尔班·伊斯梅尔的阿尔巴尼亚街头小贩那里找到的，他声称出售“正宗猎豹蛋”。经审讯，伊斯梅尔称，还有十九（19）个实例是以每个3300阿尔巴尼亚雷克²³的价格出售的。

编号：LO-103
描述：一条无明显品牌的粘性绷带。
收容站点：Site-008
性质：当该物品以成功贴近伤口边界的方式应用于任何开放性伤口（切口、溃疡、烧伤甚至火器伤口）时，它可以加快愈合和结疤的速度，将常规愈合时间减半。用户报告称，伤口愈合的时间越长，关键事件就会逐渐从日志记忆中消失。该产品目前被放置在Site-008，供医务人员用于治疗轻微伤口。

编号：LO-104
描述：一（1）个CD储存盒，内含标有“超级街霸4 RPCDX TurboSuper Street Fighter IV RPCDX Turbo²⁴”字样的碟片
收容站点：Site-016
性质：可以在任意第7代²⁵或更高版本游戏主机上运行。表现为基于《街头霸王4》引擎构建的全新游戏，游戏人物均由管理局所收容异常组成，存在例外²⁶。除游戏内所描绘RPC-068和RPC-686的异常性质外，该游戏本身并未体现出任何其他异常效应。游戏内包含有一个额外关卡，玩家在该关卡内的任务是摧毁一辆类似于LO-023的车辆。

LO-104部分角色列表

所描绘异常/个体27	游戏内角色名	描述
RPC-016-5	N/A（项目编号）	游戏中，尽管玩家能够进入需要进行近距离攻击的状态，但RPC-016-5的技能仍大部分由基于弹射的组合移动组成。
RPC-068	图书管理员	无法进行基础移动。但玩家会拥有一个新的“笔记本”技能。通过使用键盘，068会攻击玩家所敲入的物品。角色存在弊端，任何立即杀死非异常人类的物品均能对玩家造成伤害。
RPC-204	HAZMAT	HAZMAT的技能高度类似于《真人快打》系列的角色怒影赛波特Noob Saibot，作为初始战士的克隆体协助玩家。对屏幕上错误的HAZMAT造成伤害会导致对方玩家受到同样伤害。
RPC-371-3	盒子	盒子的特点是在移动和灵敏上表现极其突出，这得益于它可以使用自身的卷须进行高速移动。在与联盟号匹配时可以造成额外伤害。
RPC-384	N/A（项目编号）	角色技能主要为基于幻觉只在的攻击方式，类似于游戏中的204。当游戏中RPC-384需要与HAZMAT战斗时，游戏内会出现两角色使用相同招式的“复活节彩蛋”。
RPC-470	骑警	游戏中，骑警的技能具有极高攻击性，在所有游戏中，骑警在快速移动、缩短与敌人距离操作的表现最佳。RPC-470的口袋维度在游戏中亦有描绘，尽管对游玩无影响。
RPC-471-1	Rick Harrison	描绘为搞笑角色，Rick Harrison的技能表现突出。为声音攻击，会激怒并以此为方式伤害敌人。
RPC-486	三雄Mishio	血量仅有其他角色的一半，但移动速度和攻击力高。在防御和反击敌人攻击时表现突出，可以制造幻想转移敌人注意。在团体对抗赛中，队友会临时通过任何激活的护身符获取攻击奖励。三雄Mishio与四男美Shiomi相互补充为一个“元”团体。当其他角色与四男美Shiomi对阵时，开场对话也将涉及四男美Shiomi想要惩罚三雄Mishio近期在Site-089违规行为的意图，或要求归还高级研究员小泉纯一郎Sr. Rsc. Junichiro的头发。失败后，三雄Mishio很有可能会试图重新站起来，但会因土龙Tsuchinoko的蜂拥而至而彻底昏厥。
RPC-556-2（占据RPC-556-1）	联盟号	联盟号的技能有各种长时间存在的效果，如腐蚀性唾液。如果与盒子匹配，将造成额外伤害。
RPC-644	鱼	RPC-644在游戏中被刻画为被控制一套小型机械战服，作为一个“坦克”类型角色。战斗对话为鱼的双关语。
RPC-686	纳迪亚	纳迪亚的攻击方式似乎是基于移动和基于弹道射击攻击的混合技能，该角色会使用各式的武器。然而，纳迪亚的回血系统也有一个独特的机制。虽然看在游戏中起来纳迪亚的生命值是最低的，但它的血量值旁边有一个独特的“生命”计数器，从3开始。如果“被击倒”，纳迪亚将在3秒后恢复，代价是“一条生命”。当生命数达到0时，纳迪亚会被最终认为被击倒，取决于游戏的模式，这会使游戏获胜或角色同伴切换。
RPC-745	奥古斯丁	奥古斯丁是游戏中的“万金油”角色，在各个方面表现平均。奥古斯丁的技能基本包含弹道与混战攻击，移动方式常规。
RPC-886	四男美Shiomi	作为优先进行防御的角色，四男美Shiomi能够偏转或反弹敌人的炮弹，同时使用手工护身符阻挡攻击或短暂击昏攻击者，以进行近距离热化的后续攻击。如果在团体对抗赛中使用，四男美Shiomi的队友会从任意激活的护身符中取得临时的保护效果。如果对阵美利坚操你耶AMERICA FUCK YEAH，四男美Shiomi会对其“可恶的得瑟”表示轻蔑，其他方面表现相同。
RPC-908-2	瓦迪姆Vadim	瓦迪姆的技能包含大多数“击昏”攻击，以及使用RPC-908渐缓对手移动速度等攻击方式。这些在角色的战斗对话中均有提及，也就是瓦迪姆Vadim说“不能动的时候很好受，是吧？”的时候。
RPC-248-J	杏仁妈妈	搞笑角色。所有的攻击会造成微小损伤，杏仁妈妈的血量在整套游戏中最低。
RPC-FREEDOM-J	美利坚操你耶AMERICA FUCK YEAH	游戏中最强力的角色之一，美利坚操你耶AMERICA FUCK YEAH的技能包括基于声音攻击的技能（以极大的声音演奏《星光灿烂的旗帜》28）和基于弹道攻击的技能（美利坚操你耶AMERICA FUCK YEAH拥有极大量的军火储备）。
CSD-673129	N/A (CSD编号)	CSD-6731作为一种“玻璃大炮”类型角色，拥有较低血量但有极高攻击力。角色有多种技能，至少拥有游戏中每类攻击方式中的一种。
异常-197-1	赵十七	赵十七的打法几乎与奥古斯丁相同，唯一例外是该角色会优先使用基于弹道的攻击方式。赵十七是唯一没有战斗对话的角色，仅会在比赛开始前说话。

编号：LO-106
描述：一（1）本标题为《扰乱秩序》的教科书，无作者或出版社列出。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：如果使用者尝试在任意列表中列出LO-106，列表会表现出LO-106列举失败的情况。任何尝试修复列表的尝试均会对该列表进行进一步的损害。出于该异常的性质，该异常之后次要异常项目被编号为LO-105。

编号：LO-105
描述：一（1）盒无标记磁带盒，生产于1984年。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：如果LO-105比插入到任何兼容设备中，它将开始播放杀手乐团的Mr. Brightside。一切抹除原内容的尝试均未成功。
备注：LO-105回收于Mr. Brightside发行十年之前的1994年。

LO-107.

编号：LO-107
描述：一（1）个████████牌的音频播放器，生产于2011年。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：如果LO-107被用于播放任何.mp3格式的媒体，所有可以听到播放器声音的使用者所听到的歌曲均不同，所听到的歌曲疑似随机。
备注：LO-107从非异常的[已编辑]家族成员█████·████博士处购置，商店库存记录中未发现该物品的相关信息。

编号：LO-108
描述：雌性东方长毛猫。
收容站点：Site-016（由达莉亚·████████博士个人看管）
性质：LO-108重4.5千克，含尾在内身长55厘米，有6条腿，黑色无法反光的巩膜。已确认LO-108无视觉能力，且在嗅觉和听觉上灵敏。对象不会因多出的腿而减慢移动速度，其奔跑较猫的平均奔跑速度快，可以轻易攀爬物体。该猫科动物监测人员未对表现出异常的攻击迹象，但不接受与其他任何除████████博士外个体的身体接触。进一步关于性欲增强期间的行为待测定。

编号：LO-109
描述：一（1）个皮革飞行帽，品牌及生产日期未知
收容站点：N/A³⁰
性质：当被有生命对象佩戴时，他们会获得大量的“幸运”因素。使对象能够避免大多数致命危害。长期使用会使佩戴者开始表现出自恋和强烈的反社会人格特征，在摘下帽子后效果仍会持续。

编号：LO-110-AR
描述：一个喜力品牌的瓶盖。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：受试者在视觉上感知到LO-110-AR后，会表现出强烈的咀嚼欲望。
备注：在与CSD-1032的不幸互动后被销毁，该人员颌骨结构曾被RPC-███大幅改变，受试者的咬合力被明显增加。

编号：LO-111
描述：人类女性，拥有类狐狸的耳朵、眼睛、拥有黑色毛发的尾巴。
收容站点：Site-031-2
性质：实体能够随意从手中创造出奇术火焰。
备注：LO-111已知是由被称为卡哇伊株式会社的GOI制造的“圣火狐妖”系列制品中的一个物质制造实例。

LO-112

编号：LO-112
描述：橡胶鸭子。
收容站点：Site-016，原储存于Site-027
性质：LO-112表现上与橡胶鸭子相同，除非项目被埋在任何与土壤相似的物质中。当同时提供水源时，LO-112将生长出一颗拥有红色树皮、黄色鸭形树叶的树木。此外，树上会长出单独一个LO-112实例，生成后一天会从树上自然落下。
附录：LO-112在RPC-735的创造中被利用。然而，处于LO-112的性质，另一个LO-112实例被创造，实例从Site-027取出并从新安排在Site-016。

LO-113-AR

编号：LO-113-AR
描述：Spot品牌四足机器人，与其他波士顿动力公司的产品外观类似。
收容站点：无效化，原储存于Site-027
性质：LO-113-AR会模仿家猫的行为。无需能量即可运作，且通常会对与之交互的工作人员友好。机器人顶部附着有臂爪，独立于机器人主体之外运作。它会尝试“咬”任何附近被其认为有生命的物体。臂爪此后被装有口套，避免在与LO-113-AR交互时造成伤害。
附录：LO-113-AR后被用作RPC-735的身体。其似乎无法与RPC-735分离，因此LO-113-AR被有效中和。

编号：LO-114
描述：羽毛笔。
收容站点：原储存于Site-027，当前与RPC-735存储在一起
性质：蘸有墨水时，LO-114可以在空气中绘画。LO-114绘制出的所有无生命非武器物品在使用常规材料制作时功能完整。LO-114无法创造出具有复杂运动部件、会产生化学反应的、拥有尖锐边缘的物品。
附录：LO-114当前储存在RPC-735中的一个收容间内。当前正在探讨取回事宜。

LO-115-AR在休眠状态下

编号：LO-115-AR
描述：外观类似沙子的群体性生命体。
收容站点：无效化，原储存于Site-027
性质：LO-115-AR为休眠状态下与沙堆类似的群体性生命体。LO-115-AR的个体实例亦与沙粒相同，但每个个体上均发现有鞘翅形结构。当项目因觅食或其他原因需要移动时，整个群体会张开鞘翅并展开类似于昆虫的翅膀。项目群体移动，与水中水母游动方式类似。项目群体会寻找岩石或金属吞食，且优先选择岩石。任何被吞食的岩石或金属会被带到群体中央，转化为新的生命体个体。从项目中移走的个体的异常性质会立即消失。
附录：LO-115-AR被吸收进RPC-735，部分主要群体成员被摧毁并被转化为盔甲形式，因此项目主功能受到变更。出于以上原因，LO-115-AR被成功无效化。

LO-116-AR

编号：LO-116-AR
描述：眼球，后附着分裂成8条触手状结构的神经连接。
收容站点：无效化，原储存于Site-027
性质：LO-116-AR是一个眼球，神经连接器被加长，分裂成8个独立的手臂状结构。每条手臂的长约一米。LO-116-AR以一种类似于章鱼的方式操纵上述手臂。LO-116-AR还能够将上述手臂与外界现存的神经组织结来。虽然LO-116-AR无能力钻过动物到达神经区域，但它能挖出植物的根部并在那里进行神经连接。但与植物连接这只能作为LO-116-AR所使用能量的来源。在事件-116-L之后，已经递交将LO-116-AR被重新编排为RPC对象的申请，尚待通过。
附录：在RPC-735上作为眼睛并控制其意识。虽然项目被认为已无效化，但因其对异常产生的起到突出作用，也可以被认为是重新编排到RPC-735。

编号：LO-117
描述：人类男性，身体各部位覆有爬行动物的鳞片。也有爬行动物的眼睛和爬行动物的尾巴。
收容站点：Site-009
性质：实体拥有自由改变其皮肤颜色的能力，其方式类似于变色龙。
备注：LO-117已知是由被称为卡哇伊株式会社的GOI制造的“变色龙”系列制品中的一个物质制造实例。

编号：LO-118
描述：一盘10.5英寸的音频盘式磁带，被设计用来持续循环播放十秒钟的多层、复杂的音调频率。
收容站点：N/A
性质：短暂暴露在异常频率下，不会产生长期的物理伤害。磁带本身会在极低音量下播放，即使最强大的扬声器也只能放出30分贝的声音；使用电子增强似乎仅增加了白噪声音量，盖住了录音的有效内容。暴露在不同音量的异常频率下的听众均声称有听到“完美的吉他独奏”。几位受过专业音乐训练的研究人员被要求口述，大多数尝试都以采访对象的逐渐躁狂症和沮丧而终止。受试者声称他们无法重现他们所听到的，或坚持认为对音调模式的反复观察会持续产生不同的结果。
回收：RPC-235于1965年3月在Z工作室³¹查获。当时租用录音室的弗兰克·文森特·扎帕Frank Vincent Zappa被认为拥有制作相关磁带的嫌疑。该地点当时存在相关无法解释的躁狂症报告，最初的调查表明弗兰克·扎帕不清楚RPC-235的异常特性。然而，在搜查和扣留过程中发现了一系列来自真艺学院的信函，该观点即被推翻。扫黄缉捕队得到相关消息后进行了突击检查，其任务是没收可疑的淫秽物品。三名RPC特工被安插在缉捕队中，在不惊动平民或当局的情况下成功回去RPC-235。虽然突袭成功，但后来发现Z工作室与该地区的异常活动无关。

附录：可为暂时缓解RPC-234-2提供治疗。

编号：LO-119
描述：一个.3 x .3 x .3米的“魔方”，由无法测量的稠密方块组成。
收容站点：Site-077低风险异常物品储存翼。
性质：组成LO-119的方块数量不断变化；观察到的平均数量约为85,000。试图“解决”LO-119的受试者报告说他们无法成功，并且在失败时开始经历强烈的消极情绪。

编号：LO-120
描述：无Leptosiderine的情况下无法感知的台灯。
收容站点：Site-002研究&实验室层，真视素办公室
性质：LO-120，旧由已故的约翰·贝克汉姆所有，此人曾住于美国宾夕法尼亚州匹兹堡。该物体在把贝克汉姆先生绊倒在楼梯上后，被发现具有异常特性。
备注：LO-120作为试验对象在现代真视素药物的开发中发挥了重要作用。

编号：LO-121
描述：一种无记录的异常植物群，类似于由木材组成的路灯。
收容站点：Site-031-2
性质：LO-121发出的无线电波可以让任何需要Wi-Fi的设备进行网络连接和高速上网。LO-121的顶部有球形物体，可发射约180 lm的可见光。
补充：LO-121被RPC-550在████年██月██日的测试-550-35中创建。

编号：LO-122
描述：一（1）个纸板箱，每一面都有GEAR的标志。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：LO-122装有了五十（50）块黑巧克力。每块巧克力长30厘米，宽1.2厘米。一旦所有的50块巧克力（指定为LO-122-A）被全部食用，盒子里会立即重新填充50个LO-122-A的实例。对LO-122-A的检查显示，这些异常巧克力由可可粉、加工过的可可豆、可可脂、巧克力液、香草提取物和糖组成。据估计，每条LO-122-A有大约100卡路里。
补充：LO-122是GD-██和GEAR的一名代表会面时被呈交给管理局的。对象侧面有一张纸条，内容如下：

致这个星球上最可爱和最强大的女性之一。

来自您的秘密崇拜者，
P.S. 据说您很喜欢巧克力。

附录：目前，LO-122正被用于Site-016的食堂，作为食堂菜品中的一种。

编号：LO-123
描述：[数据删除]
收容站点：[数据删除]
性质：[数据删除]

性质：导致任何涉及它的事件或媒体按相反的顺序呈现。
收容站点：Site-016
描述：2000年犯罪惊悚片《记忆碎片》盒式磁带。
编号：LO-124

编号：LO-125
描述：三（3）升未知液体，命名为二氢四█████████。
收容站点：Site-016

性质：任何浸泡在该液体中超过20秒的东西都会在空间上被转移到一个未知的位置。重复制作这种液体的试验已失败。据推测，该液体中的原子是通过某种形式的未知或异常的化学键结合在一起的。这种液体是由RPC-251-A在探索平行宇宙的地球时发现的。

编号：LO-126
描述：65千克的未知肉类，装在一个两侧都有超赞公司！标志的箱子里中。
收容站点：Site-002
性质：箱子和其中的未知有机材料无任何异常属性。对有机材料进行的测试表明，它来自一种硅基生物的生命形式。箱子于██/██/████，到达Site-002，随箱还附有一张严重损坏的运输单，上面写着：

给我们在 Site-002 的朋友的一些外星人的肉，来自您们在超赞公司！的朋友。

编号：LO-127
描述：来自地外的未知工具，推测其功能类似于订书机。对象呈淡蓝色，触感与海绵相似。对象表面有许多小乳突，颜色略深。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：当从顶部施加压力时，LO-127会颤动数秒，然后会从一个孔隙中向下喷出极粘稠的胶水状物质。X光分析表明，该物体有一个内部器官在不断地制造这种物质。
备注：对象是在2007年██月██日对蓝皮书计划仓库的突击检查中取得的。

编号：LO-128
描述：五十七（57）个来自地外的未知物体，推测其功能类似于便签。LO-128-1至-32呈淡绿色，而LO-128-33至-57呈淡蓝色。所有的实例触感与海绵相似，并且在其底部有些许孔隙。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：对象不断地从其底部的孔隙中分泌出少量在LO-127中得到的胶水状物质。X光分析表明其与LO-127有类似的内部器官。对这两者之间任何生物上的联系的研究正在进行中。
备注：对象是在2007年██月██日对蓝皮书计划仓库的突击检查中取得的。

编号：LO-129
描述：球状物，模糊地描绘了1961年9月20日巴尼和贝蒂·希尔被飞碟绑架事件。可以看到一辆小型古董车³²内两名模特乘客类似于巴尼和贝蒂·希尔，行驶在一条被树木包围的森林内公路上。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：摇晃时，一个飞碟形UFO将出现在球状物内汽车模型的上方。UFO的底部会发出一束光，汽车（包括里面两名乘客）被抬到飞行器内。随后飞碟将消失，二（2）小时后球状物将恢复正常。
备注：对象是在2007年██月██日对蓝皮书计划仓库的突击检查中取得的。

编号：LO-130
描述：一个1 × 1米金属物体，由许多相交的立方体和三角形金字塔以随机间隔构成。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：当在生命体手中时，LO-130会膨胀并释放出由未知物质组成的蓝色气体，指定为LO-130-A。当LO-130-A被任何受试者吸入时，他们将受到某种形式的失忆，即消除受试者在暴露于LO-130-A下的前十（10）小时发生的事件的记忆。目前正在收集LO-130-A气体进行实验，以生产某种形式的记忆删除气体。

LO-130是在蓝皮书计划仓库的收容失效中发现的。MST Zulu-92「未知物体窃贼」在穿过仓库的一个分段时遇到了LO-130，当时小组遭遇了一个拥有诸多手臂的高大人形实体。上述人形实体被命名为LO-131，它的一只手携有LO-130。Zulu-92向LO-131开火，立即将其消灭。队员收回了LO-130和LO-131，并将其安全地提取到站点外。
备注：目前，LO-130正被考虑分配RPC编号。

编号：LO-131
描述：三（3）米高的人形实体的尸体，有20条手臂。头部似乎有一个类似面具的物体，由未知的有机材料物理粘合在其脸上。
收容站点：Site-008
性质：尽管LO-131目前被认为已无效化的，但仍能观察到一些异常特性。每隔三到六周，LO-131就会开始漂浮在离地面3米的地方。漂浮期间，LO-131会异常地将所有半径为4米的钢铁转化为反奇术钢³³。LO-131将保持3小时悬浮状态，状态消失后，它将猛烈砸到地面。LO-131的另一个异常特性是没有显示任何分解迹象。
有机物测试显示，LO-131是由一种镁基有机化合物组成。对LO-131的进一步检查正在进行中。

编号：LO-132
描述：一个已死亡的异常-197-1。
收容站点：Site-038
性质：每隔十三（13）个小时，LO-132的有机成分就会从碳基变成一系列异常且无法识别的金属。每当这种化学变化发生时，LO-132的身体就会释放出大量的奇术辐射，并导致5.29177 × 10^-11 米内轻微的空间扭曲。

LO-132是由两（2）名管理局特工发现的，他们被安插在人民异常搜集委员会（PCAAO）内，调查关于异常-197-1实例失踪的报告。该实例在距离PCAAO设施三（3）千米处被发现死亡。特工收集了尸体并将其送回Site-038。

编号：LO-133
描述：十三（13）个与异常-███-B实例有类似设计的物品。
收容站点：Site-038
性质：当LO-133被异常-197-1实例触碰时，它将会使该物品与异常-197实例拥有弯曲周围光线的能力，使他们可以隐形。

LO-133是由三十一（31）个异常-197-1实例的小组交给管理局的，这些实例从人民异常搜集委员会（PCAAO）叛逃出来。上述异常制造了大规模的收容突破，释放了几个高危异常。据异常-197-1叛逃组织的领导者，命名为Jacob，声称LO-133不是原始的异常-███的一部分，而是通过PCAAO收容中的一个敌对异常所创建的复制体，该异常能够复制物体并将复制品嵌入新的异常属性。

编号：LO-134
描述：一百（100）支德国M1915Stielhandgranate手榴弹
收容站点：Site-016
性质：当LO-134实例被引爆时，它会释放出各类孢子，命名为LO-134-A。当LO-134-A与土壤接触时，各类的植物群系将开始快速生长。由LO-134-A产生的80%的菌群已被发现其本质非异常。

LO-134是由MST Whiskey-94「纳粹猎人安魂曲」在突袭GARD仓库时发现的。LO-134被发现由几个异常GARD战斗人员生产。冲突导致管理局方面5人伤亡，但导致51名GARD人员被消灭，包括非异常和异常人员。

编号：LO-135
描述：一（1）支圆珠笔
收容站点：N/A；目前为███所有。
性质：LO-135会漂浮在据地面三十五（35）厘米的地方。从LO-135排出的墨水，命名为LO-135-A，将聚集并形成单个墨水团。该墨水团被命名为LO-135-B，墨水团会开始在据地面2至10米处盘旋，具体高度取决于LO-135-B实例质量。

编号：LO-136
描述：四十（40）40 x 40 x 40 厘米由碳基有机化合物组成的立方体。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：当LO-136达到一定速度并接触到包含人类的区域时，LO-136会膨胀到9 m³的大小，试图压碎该范围内的任何人类。

LO-136是2002年9月19日由MST Yankee-54「以沙为媒」在叙利亚一个马尔萨斯教会据点所发现。据信，LO-136被马尔萨斯教会的战斗人员作为手榴弹的异常替代品使用。

编号：LO-137
描述：一（1）个来源不明的U盘。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：当LO-137被插入在任意电脑的USB端口时，整个电脑将被一个空间异常吞噬消失。5分钟之后，空间异常会消失，出现一堆与电脑质量相等的人类粪便。LO-137将出现在粪便顶端。

编号：LO-138
描述：类似办公椅的有机体。
收容站点：Site-002
性质：LO-138通过其轮子进行移动。当有机体坐在LO-138的顶部时，LO-138的底部会形成各种卷须，试图嵌入上述有机体身体中。LO-138会试图用它的卷须从有机体中吸走营养物质。

LO-138为美国华盛顿州奥林匹克国家公园的两名管理局特工所发现。特工当时看见LO-138正在从一只Rana Cascadae³⁴中吸取营养。

备注：目前关于该物体是否符合分配RPC编号所需条件的争论正在进行中。

LO-139，在回收时。

编号：LO-139
描述：一（1）个古驰（Gucci）品牌GG Supreme黑色背包。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：当受试者挎上LO-139后，受试者会对古驰（Gucci）品牌产生依赖行为，并会极度强迫自己购买古驰（Gucci）产品。从受试者身上移除LO-139后上述影响依旧存在，随时间的推移似乎会进一步恶化。受LO-139影响的对象，此处命名为LO-139-A实例，可以通过使用B类记忆删除消除LO-139异常特性的影响。

LO-139此前由泰隆·██████所有，据称是首个LO-139-A实例。2018年7月13日，██████先生携带手枪进入佛罗里达州████的一家古驰商店，并要求员工向他提供店内的所有商品。以下是事件发生时该店的监控录像记录。

LO-139/视频文件

地点：佛罗里达州██████

日期：████年██月██日

对象：泰隆·██████，命名为LO-139-A-001，和古驰店员，莎拉·布████████。

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<开始记录>

LO-139-A-001：快特么吧所有货给我！特么现在！

LO-139-A-001从裤中掏出一把手枪。

布████████：别开枪啊！

LO-139-A-001：别特么的让我再说第三遍！所有的货，马上！

布████████：不行啊，天啊，别杀我！

莎拉开始哭泣。

LO-139-A-001：你不理解，但你马上就会理解了。

布████████：理解什么?

LO-139-A-001：你马上就能见到。

LO-139-A-001从包中掏出LO-139并递给莎拉。

布████████：什么？

LO-139-A-001：挎上！

布████████：什么？

LO-139-A-001：就特么现在把它给我挎上！

布████████挎LO-139。她停止哭泣，开始将手臂举过头顶。此时布████████指定为LO-139-A-002。

LO-139-A-002开始拿去店中产品并将它们放入自己的衬衣中。

LO-139-A-001：老子告诉你特么控制不住的！

LO-139-A-001向LO-139-A-002射击三次。两次未中，一次射入LO-139-A-002腹中。

LO-139-A-001跳过柜台并向LO-139-A-002身体射击。可以听到警笛声。

<记录结束>

LO-139-A-001，连同LO-139，在事件发生后被带去警局拘留。LO-139-A-002被就近带往医院，但因内部大出血在不久后死亡。管理局在当地警察局安插的特工回收录像并对LO-139-A-001进行访谈。该特工确认了LO-139的异常性质，LO-139与LO-139-A-001被带去管理局拘留。LO-139被安置在Site-016的Alpha级物品储藏间。LO-139-A-001被保存在Site-███的白色级的收容间。

LO-139-A-001访谈记录

被访者：LO-139-A-001

采访者：理查德·陈特工

前言：陈特工假借佛罗里达警官的名义进行了此次访谈。访谈过程中，表现出了不同级别的敌对行为，症状类似脱瘾期间。LO-139-A-001始终拒绝合作，直到他了解到之后会和LO-139重新安置在一起的（虚假）可能。

<开始记录，6:12 PM，7/20/2018>

陈特工：LO-139-A-001，你知道你现在为什么在这里吗？

LO-139-A-001：呃哦……那操你娘，黑鬼？我叫泰隆。

陈特工：不要回避问题，LO-139-A-001。

LO-139-A-001：……你叫我特么的囚犯编号？

陈特工：称呼你的LO编号是标准程序规定。一周前你为什么尝试抢劫古驰商店？

LO-139-A-001：你傻逼吧？我当时就在你的特么的条子车里，还不知道吗？我特么的包呢？

陈特工：不要回避问题，LO-139-A-001。

LO-139-A-001：我知道你拿着我的包，操你妈逼！快还给我！

陈特工：访谈结束后我们就会把包还给你。

LO-139-A-001：啊，你个逼确定吗？

陈特工：确定。现在告诉我一周前你为什么尝试抢劫古驰商店。

LO-139-A-001平静下来，开始讲话前深呼吸数次。

LO-139-A-001：你理解不了。我需要那店里的所有东西。

陈特工：为什么你需要那店里的所有东西？

LO-139-A-001：我就是需要。你没法清楚的，伙计。

LO-139-A-001叹气，双手放置在脸两侧。

LO-139-A-001：如果你有那个包的话，你就明白了。

陈特工：我们有关于事情发生原因的一些猜测。你把它给收银员了，对吧？

LO-139-A-001：那个小美眉？带耳环的那个？

陈特工：对。你射中的“小美眉”。

LO-139-A-001：黑鬼，她让我饥渴难耐！你特么的在希望什么？

陈特工：好吧，明显不是二级谋杀罪³⁵。对吧？

LO-139-A-001因该句话而表现明显痛苦。

LO-139-A-001：等待呢个……哦不。哦，不，不，不，不，不。我没——我没想着……杀了她。

陈特工：持枪抢劫，有案底的重罪犯未经授权私藏枪支，拒捕，二级谋杀？这就是人生。除非你与我们合作，就是这样。

LO-139-A-001：我——我不想回去。我不能。没有包。

陈特工：你刚刚说，如果我们有这个包，我们就会理解。介意解释一下吗？

LO-139-A-001：我——它让我……看见它。真的。我必须有古驰。我必须，我 必 须 。那个包就是开始，我需要所有的。

陈特工：了解。

LO-139-A-001：谢谢。

陈特工：那么，我注意到你的请求近乎精神失常。你认为有任何人会真的相信你的故事吗？“不是我干的，警官！是那个包逼我干的！”你夺取了那个无辜的女人的性——

LO-139-A-001将拳头砸在桌子上。

LO-139-A-001：——我 怎 么 会 撒 谎 ， 你 妈 的 ？

陈特工：很明显，因为你不想在监狱度过余生。

LO-139-A-001：你 认 为 我 怕 你 吗 ？

陈特工：（嘲弄）“哦不，警官！我——我不要回到监狱！我要和包包在一起！”

LO-139-A-001：你 妈 死 了 ， 你 妈 的！

陈特工：威 胁 警 官 。 新 罪 名 。

LO-139-A-001：干 你 尻 ！

陈特工：（站立）我认为这就结束吧。安保？

LO-139-A-001：这事没完！我的包呢？我特么的包——

陈特工离开房间。安保人员进入，LO-139-A-001被控制。

<结束记录，6:28 PM，7/20/2018>

结语：访谈后不久，LO-139-A-001被控制并注射镇定剂。事件结束后，LO-139-A-001表现出对法律执行和管理局人员显著增强的敌意，在死亡威胁下仍完全拒绝任何合作。

更新：2019年██月██日，LO-139有待指定RPC编号。

编号：LO-140
描述：一个硬卡纸版盒。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：当对象与LO-140接触时，一个物体（指定为LO-140-A）会在LO-140内自动出现。LO-140-A实例自然状态下无异常。LO-140产生的物品通常与对象的经历有某种联系。

以下为对LO-140进行的一系列测试：

LO-140/测试记录文件

测试编号	实验对象	LO-140-A描述	备注
001	CSD-1294	一些AR-15突击步枪的损坏零部件	“CSD-1294因谋杀家人而被使用AR-15突击步枪逮捕。”——香农博士
002	CSD-7381	一（1）个未知来源的泰迪熊	“这和妈妈给我做的泰迪熊一样。我从十岁起就一直想找到它。很遗憾妈妈很早就走了。”——CSD-7381
003	CSD-1829	一（1）个三星Galaxy S5手机，屏幕有裂纹。	“这和爸爸为我升入六年级时买的手机一样。我会用它跟朋友聊上几个小时。跟她。呃。”——CSD-1829
004	亚当斯博士	一（1）个钻石装饰的结婚戒指	“我妻子被袭击时就丢失了这个。之后她一直都很伤心。每次看到这只曾经戴着戒指的手时都会感到沮丧。我已经迫不及待地把这个东西还给她了”。——亚当斯博士
005	弗朗西斯博士	一（1）碗鸡肉面	“这和我妈妈之前做过的那碗味道真是一模一样。”——弗朗西斯博士
006	█████博士	一（1）件与RPC-███类似的微型复制品	“我们在小时候认识的，RPC-███。她在年轻时就爱上了我，可是因为那段时间她在街坊邻居口中成为了“黑羊”，我也太紧张了，没有回应她的请求。有一天她受够了，就——。你们还是读一读那个RPC文档吧。可能太涉及隐私了。”——█████博士
007	戈麦斯博士	一（1）台Xbox 360游戏主机	“哦我想起来这个了。我和好兄弟们经常用电视分着屏玩我的世界。美好的时光啊。”——戈麦斯博士

编号：LO-141
描述：二十（20）页文件，描述了Site-002站点内100区的设计蓝图。
收容站点：Site-002
性质：阅读LO-140时，人员会开始相信Site-002站点内的100区的存在。从未有创建100区的计划，亦无100区存在的证据。

LEVEL V 权 限 认 证 通 过

任何声称相信100区存在的人员都应向站点主管艾伦·华莱士·苏利文报告。

以下为LO-141二十份文件之一，指定为LO-141-1的内容：

LEVEL III 权 限 认 证 通 过

名称	描述	备注
极端Severe36区收容翼	该区域由40 m3的大型收容室组成。总区域大小为3 km3。	N/A
超时空Extracontextual37研究中心	区域大小将达到50 m3。空间异常实验相关器械在蓝图中标注。	这是真的
100区餐厅	呈现为15 m3大小的房间，内有数张桌子。	发生的时候你的朋友和同事就在现场
人员安全房间	一个10 m3大小房间，配备沉重防暴门。	我们大部分就在这里
紧急广播系统房间	一个5 m3大小房间，包含多种安全与应急系统。	我们蜷缩在黑暗中，等待营救

应急反应系统：该文件发生了损坏。请不要移动。暗黑站点MST Alpha-37（数据已编辑）已被运送到你的位置。停止抵抗，否则你将被处于。Alpha-37将很快为你进行记忆删除。

我们在这

Site-002之下

救救我们

应急反应系统：暗黑站点MST Alpha-37就在你的终端站之外。放弃抵抗接受记忆删除。

管理局1920

管理局1920

管理局1920

LO-142

编号：LO-142
描述：一支三福牌黑色“大容量”永久记号笔。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：LO-142仅能被男性 人类 羊膜动物³⁸使用足够大的外部生殖器具体。而该标准似乎是根据所使用物种的平均阴茎长度而自我调整的。
备注：“要提醒各位的是，未经明确书面许可，不得将LO-142从仓库中移出，当然也不得将其用Site-016每年的圣诞派对上测量小弟弟的比赛。我想说我十分震惊，但实话实说，关于这一点，我甚至一点也不惊讶”——站点主管助理赫歇尔·吉宾斯博士

编号：LO-███
描述：指定编号为███的次要异常项目。
收容站点：N/A。所有可以访问到次要异常项目文档的站点
性质：任何赋予该编号的异常项目的编号均会被黑条覆盖。管理局研究员推测LO-███由管理局数据库程序的基础程序错误导致，但还未发现存在相关错误的证据。

编号：LO-144
描述：十（10） 具未知人形生物的尸体。
收容站点：Site-███
性质：LO-144会放出980 mSv的伽玛射线。从LO-144提取的样本表明该实例在基因层面上与Homo sapiens sapiens³⁹类似。出于LO-144尸体与Homo sapiens sapiens生理上的差异，该异常的研究人员LO-144其称为“Homo sapien infectus”⁴⁰。

编号：LO-145
描述：智能手机，包装盒上有Helvetica Neue字体写成的文字“A! Phone原型1版”。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：LO-145启动时，超赞！公司的徽标会显示在屏幕上，随后转到主菜单界面。LO-145的主菜单列出了十个应用程序，命名为LO-145-A-01至LO-145-A-10。以下是所有的LO-145应用程序以及它们的功能列表：

LO-145-A文件

编号	应用名称	描述
LO-145-A-01	电话	该应用程序的运作方式与常规呼叫拨号应用程序相仿。项目可以向任何人进行正常的呼叫。当LO-145-A-01所呼叫的手机所有者处于昏迷或死亡状态时，一个未知实体（命名为LO-145-A-01-A）将会以酷似上述昏迷或死亡的手机所有者的声音应答。LO-145-A-01-A会随即开始向LO-145-A-01推销数种超赞！公司的产品。
LO-145-A-02	超赞贝Amazing Bay原型0.01版	与易贝EBay或亚马逊类似的应用程序，显示超赞！公司的产品。应用程序显示了购置上述产品的功能，但所有的尝试均告失败。
LO-145-A-03	相机	无异常相机应用。
LO-145-A-04	相册	无异常应用程序，储存LO-145-A-03拍摄的照片。在收容LO-145之前，LO-145-A-04已经存在了四张图像。分别为金星表面、火星表面、管理局设施和一面白色墙壁，上面用红色材料涂有“100区，管理局1920”的字样。
LO-145-A-05	Youtube	无异常视频观看应用。
LO-145-A-06	超赞看0.01版本	打开应用后会显示一个视频文件。该视频文件内容为动画的巧克力历史。
LO-145-A-07	市场应用0.5版本	预测该地未来经济的应用。
LO-145-A-08	查找敌人1.0版本	当实验对象启动该应用时，屏幕上会出现对象所在地的虚拟地图。当被实验对象认为具有威胁的事物进入方圆一（1）千米之内时，地图上会出现一个红点，标记上述威胁所在位置。
LO-145-A-09	利维坦0.01版本	当实验对象使用该应用时，会显示一个大型未知生物（命名为LO-145-A-09-A）的视频录像。该视频似乎是LO-145-09-A在太空移动的实时直播。据信LO-145-A-09-A当前正在穿越被命名为CL J1001+0220的星系团
LO-145-A-10	管理局站点查找	启动该应用后，它会显示据实验对象最近的管理局站点。

LO-145发现时为阿德琳·████████持有。阿德琳使用LO-145-A-10找到了Site-016。经过审问，阿德琳生成不清楚管理局及我们的工作。当问及如何接触到LO-145时，她生成该异常于2014年3月23日出现在她的住宅中。

编号：LO-146
描述：一份《星球大战：克隆人战争》第一季的DVD拷贝。
收容站点：Site-016
性质：完整观看LO-146的实验对象会相信该节目所描绘的是真实的历史事件。

编号：LO-147
描述：一卷一百（100）张未标识品牌的厕纸。
收容站点：Site-002
性质：无论有多少张厕纸从该卷厕纸中取出，剩余厕纸数量始终保持在一百张。LO-147在Site-002保安室橱柜中被发现。

编号：LO-148
描述：一双侧面印有超赞！公司标志的鞋。
收容站点：Site-019
性质：当LO-148在月球表面被实验对象穿戴时，他们会受到1克重力的影响，并表现出能直接暴露在月球大气中的能力。实验对象可以在接近真空的条件下正常呼吸，暴露于极热、极冷和极度辐射的情况下仅会表现出轻微症状。LO-148原是PoI-███的私人物品，他曾在[已编辑]]前后横穿月球表面。

备注：PoI-███当前正待作为对███的高价值相关人员运输到Site-009。

编号：LO-149
描述：标准大小木门，由非异常白色松木构成。
收容站点：Site-002
性质：当该门被人类实验对象打开时，对象会被立刻传送到Site-002的████████，███。

备注：在████年██月██日的收容突破中，该项目被RPC-███破坏，因此当前LO-149被指定为无效化。

暗黑站点文件：访问通过

编号：LO-149

描述：木门，门前后两侧均有短语“管理局1920，100区”。

收容站点：Black Site-002-Ω

性质：当实验对象进入并通过LO-149时，他们的头顶和颈部会立刻生长出肿块。当实验对象尝试返回时，LO-149会关闭并将实验对象困在100区内。

编号：LO-150
描述：一（1）辆2018款福特福克斯
收容站点：Site-019
性质：N/A。LO-150发现在月球表面的第谷陨石坑内。LO-150完全可操控。

+ LO-151 - LO-200

编号： LO-151
描述： 一双木筷，上面都用黑色马克笔写着：“给我亚洲食物！！！”
收容站点： N/A。目前埋在███████████中国餐厅下面。
性质： LO-151持续悬浮。LO-151将前往最近的亚洲料理餐厅。一旦LO-151进入一家销售亚洲美食的餐厅，餐厅内的顾客将会体验到食物质量的轻微提高。目前尚不清楚LO-151的到来是否会提高餐厅的食物质量，或者LO-151是否会影响顾客的期望。

编号： LO-152
描述： 在武器堆里发现一(1)支柯尔特M1911手枪，带有不明装置。形似开关，可设置为“致命”和“安全”。
收容站点： Site-016
性质： 当LO-152设置为“致命”并上膛时，LO-152就是一支普通的手枪。当LO-152设置为“安全”、上膛并瞄准射击正对观察的受试者时，LO-152将发射频闪、认知危害的光，在观察它的受试者会诱发昏迷。受试者将处于这种昏迷状态二十四(24)周。

由MST Papa-45(21名突袭兵 & 特工)在GARD设施内发现LO-152。

编号： LO-153
描述： 漫画JOJO的奇异冒险：星尘十字军的副本卷1。
收容站点： Site-016
性质： 任何异性恋的男性如果读完这本书的全部内容，都会立即产生同性恋倾向。在撰写本文时，还没有已知的方法来防止这种情况发生。

编号： LO-154
描述： 一（1）款桌游，游戏名为 惊世独侠 2！动感波加 [原文如此] 注有超赞！公司商标。
收容站点： Site-016
性质： 当两个或以上的玩家开始游玩它时，LO-154的异常属性就会显现。当玩家获胜时，通过未知过程，LO-154将在获胜玩家的银行账户中打入100美元。

编号： LO-155
描述： 一(1)对30cm的不锈钢厨房钳，钳柄上印有数字“419”。
收容站点： Site-016
性质： 任何与LO-155有过皮肤接触的有意识个体，在接触后的持续时间内用烤架做烹饪时，会立即发挥出临时技能和熟练程度。LO-155能够承受高达1200°C的温度，并能抵抗超过1270kg的压力。由于该项目的实用性，对LO-155进一步的弹性测试已被取消。

编号： LO-156
描述： 一(1)台型号未知的松下相机，生产日期约为1992年。
收容站点： Site-016
性质： LO-156会转变为一个有意识的、有知觉的美国电影制片人乔治·卢卡斯的复制体，每24小时一次，一次17分钟。这种效果似乎是随机触发的。

编号： LO-157
描述： 十(10)个类似三星A20手机的生物体。
收容站点： Site-002
性质： LO-157-1至LO-157-10能够通过经由位于生物体最底部的孔口吸收空气中的颗粒而获得营养物。生物体能够通过光合作用获得能量。对LO-157实例的研究表明，它们具有真核细胞。

2001年2月1日，在对APAS⁴¹设施的一次突袭中发现LO-157-1至LO-157-10。

Designation: LO-158
Description: One pair of wooden earrings.
Site Location: Site-002
Properties: When worn by a female of any age they will experience feelings of extreme euphoria. This experience will last for as long as LO-158 is worn. Once LO-158 is taken away from a subject, the subject will experience feelings of depression.

LO-158 was found in the home of PoI-████ (Monica T. Corazon). PoI-████ was taken into Authority custody for interrogation. It is believed that PoI-████ has connections with an APAS auction site in the area of Miami, Florida.

Designation: LO-159
Description: One (1) steel box with the words “Bullets” painted onto each side.
Site Location: Site-010
Properties: When an item is placed within the box the item will turn into a mass of bullets of various calibres equal to the mass of the original mass of the object placed within the box. LO-159 was given to the Authority by PoI-████ (Timothy Q. Giovani) after defecting to the Authority from the group of Interest known as ███ or The ███.

Designation: LO-160
Description: One (1) male Canis lupus familiaris⁴² of the labrador retriever breed.
Site Location: Site-002, previously contained in Site-014
Properties: LO-160 is 55 mm in length. Previously, LO-160 was Dr. Yannis’ service animal, given the name “Barker”. The anomaly is believed to have been exposed to RPC-███ during Site-014’s destruction, causing its anomalous change in scale.

Designation: LO-161
Description: ███████-brand flying disc toy
Site Location: Site-022
Properties: When rolled, LO-161 will anomalously bounce 12.2 centimeters every 4 meters at 12 kilometers per hour and will roll through any material in its path without interference. Currently, LO-161 can only be stopped by concrete.

Designation: LO-162
Description: One (1) IKEA-brand KALAS Spoon
Site Location: Site-022
Properties: Has a human hand where the handle ends. This hand generates body heat, and attempts to grasp the fingers of anyone wielding LO-162. Subjects holding LO-162 note feeling relaxed, even in the most stressful of situations.

Designation: LO-163
Description: One (1) litre of alchemically-combined liquid composed of liquid tungsten and RPC-████.
Site Location: Site-001
Properties: LO-163 is exhibits the unusual property of increasing in temperature when cooled and decreasing in temperature when heated. LO-163 forms a vapor when exposed to oxygen or carbon dioxide gas. Producing a sample of LO-163 requires an individual to perform the rite of █████ while having 13.9 g of tungsten in its solid state and 83.1 g of RPC-████ in its liquid state in close proximity in a basic alchemical circle powered by various ████████.

Designation: LO-164
Description: 5.5 Five (5) kilograms of fully cooked Linguine pasta.
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: Each strand of pasta is fully animate and exhibits behavior similar to Lumbricus terrestris.⁴³ LO-164 instances are fully edible and exhibit no ill effects on consumption. LO-164 was discovered in a Publix⁴⁴ located in Miami, Florida when an employee discovered ██ boxes of pasta labelled "Amazing Pasta Two by Amazing! Co." Footage of the anomaly was uploaded to the social media platform Tiktok, prompting a brief and effective suppression and amnesticization campaign by Authority agents.

Designation: LO-165
Description: One (1) cylindrical glass cup
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: When LO-165 is held in the hands of an individual suffering from dehydration, the object will materialize water. The amount of water materialized is equivalent to how dehydrated a subject feels.

Designation: LO-166
Description:One (1) plastic doll resembling the Nintendo character known as “Princess Peach”.
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: When a subject vocalizes any negative statement towards or about the video game company Nintendo, LO-166 will vocalize various insults and threats toward the subject for 30 seconds. It is believed that LO-166 is sapient, but only for the duration of its speech. The following is an interview conducted with LO-166.

Interviewer: Dr. Prost
Interviewee: LO-166

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<Begin Log>
Dr. Prost: Fuck Nintendo.
LO-166 properties are activated.
LO-166: What the fuck did you just say you old fuck!
Dr. Prost: LO-166, we’d like to condu-
LO-166: Shut the fuck up I will fuck your mother and kill your whole family if you don’t shut the fuck up you dumb motherfucker.
Dr. Prost: LO-166, we do not have time for your-
LO-166: I’m gonna-
Dr. Prost: You're gonna what? You’re more immobile than a beached whale.
LO-166: How the fu-
LO-166 properties deactivate.
Dr. Prost: I apologize this interview was very impromptu.
<End Log>

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Designation: LO-167
Description: A Ferrari 250 GTO
Site Location: Site-007
Properties: LO-167 is a non-anomalous vehicle that was found inside a Babylonian archeological dig site within a recently discovered cavern. The cavern is believed to have formed in 40,000 BCE and it is theorized to have formed by a large spatial/temporal disruption.

Designation: LO-168
Description: One 5 x 5 meter pane of glass
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: When two subjects make eye contact with each other through LO-168 they will report a feeling of nostalgia towards each other. LO-168 was created during the cross testing of RPC-███ and RPC-███.

Designation: LO-169
Description: One (1) female Canis lupus familiaris of the Siberian Husky breed
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: LO-169 is able to increase the probability of unlikely events by 10%. LO-169 was found on Site-016, with the following note tucked in its collar:

Shitty dog making my boyfriend break up with me. I will move back to Wuhan soon. Take care of her.

Addendum: LO-169 was artificially inseminated and gave birth to seven infant instances and one Felis catus domesticus. All birthed entities exhibit the same properties as LO-169. The infant instances are designated LO-169-A1 through LO-169-A7 and the Felis catus domesticus instance is designated LO-169-B.

Designation: LO-170
Description: One (1) oil painting depicting the site director of Site-019
Site Location: Site-019
Properties: LO-170 exhibits no anomalous properties. LO-170 was found by an expedition and research team surveying a naturally formed Lunar cavern. The following was written on the back of the canvas in an unknown fluid:⁴⁵

To: Gunther von Erbach
From: [DATA EXPUNGED]
When I first saw you I think it was lust at first sight. I had no human form so I took one to observe you. The more I observe you, the more I want to have you. I was going to reveal myself to you, but knowing the fragile mind of humans I would probably break you, so I have resigned myself from observing you from afar. I await for the day I can have you. With love, [DATA EXPUNGED].

Designation: LO-171
Description: One (1) DVD box set of the American television show Full House
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: When LO-171 is viewed directly, the observer will begin to experience an auditory hallucination resembling the Full House laugh track at random intervals. This effect ceases after twenty-one minutes. The DVDs contained within LO-171 do not exhibit any anomalous properties.

Designation: LO-172
Description: A collection of twelve (12) 150 ml glass cups
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: Every thirty minutes, an instance of LO-172 will translocate to a completely random location within 15 meters of its current position. Liquid contained within the instance of LO-172 during this event will not be translocated.

Designation:LO-173
Description: A █████████ brand plant fertilizer weighing about 15kg, manufacturer unknown.
Site Location: Site-012
Properties: When LO-173 is placed, the face of recently-deceased individuals will manifest where fertilizer was placed.

Designation: LO-174
Description: A hollow cylindrical structure 1 meter in height.
Site Location: Site-02
Properties: Recovered in 2005. Objects dropped from the entrance will traverse an internal distance of 50 meters. Test objects will then appear adjacent to LO-174, with no harm.

Designation: LO-175
Description: One (1) Can of Lysol-brand cleaning solution containing 500 grams of an unknown liquid.
Site Location: Site-002
Properties: When the liquid contained inside LO-175 is applied to an inorganic object other than the can itself, said object will immediately vanish from our reality. Examining the liquid, designated LO-175-A, is currently infeasible due to its properties. How LO-175-A does not cause LO-175 to vanish is currently unknown.

Designation: LO-176
Description: Five (5) spherical extraterrestrial organisms designated LO-176-A through LO-176-E.
Site Location: Site-019
Properties: LO-176-A through LO-176-E are not affected by the moon’s gravity. It is currently unknown how LO-176 instances feed or reproduce. LO-176 instance’s are not sapient and exhibit similar behavior to microorganic life.
Addendum: LO-176-A though LO-176-E were found in an underground cavern below Site-019.

LO-177.

Designation: LO-177
Description: A miniature representing the Chandley-class Scout from FASA's⁴⁶ Star Trek Roleplaying Game.
Site Location: Site-045
Properties: When used in-game, the model will generate sound effects identical to the ones used in the Star Trek film series, mostly from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.

Designation: LO-178
Description: A damaged Mark V tank
Site Location: Previously Site-002
Properties: When LO-178 is unobserved it will teleport to the nearest person of English descent. Once it arrive at a new location an humanoid creature designated LO-178-A will crawl out of LO-178 and will exclaim the following phrases:

• “Come in.”
• “It’s time for battle.”
• “Don’t let me die alone.”

Descriptions of LO-178-A vary from person to person, but one constant in its appearance is that it has no sensory organs.
Note: LO-178 was transferred from Site-002 to Monarch Security supervision.

Designation: LO-179
Description: One (1) Texas Instruments TI-83 Plus calculator
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: LO-179 continually prints intelligible English phrases without any external input. LO-179 creates several lines of words every two minutes. Phrases created by LO-179 always relate to a random person within Site-008. Researchers assigned to LO-179 hypothesize that the anomaly may be sapient, but there is currently no evidence to support this claim.

Designation: LO-180
Description: An illustration of United States President John F. Kennedy
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: When a subject observes LO-180 for longer than 30 seconds a small hole measuring 0.52 nm in width will appear 2.54 cm to the right of the center of the rear of the subject's skull. This hole will continue to expand the longer the observer stares at LO-180 which could lead to a subject's death.

Designation: LO-181
Description: An organism that resembles a queen-sized bed and mattress
Site Location: Site-███
Properties: [DATA EXPUNGED] (See RPC-███).
Note: LO-181 was discovered within a Kabushiki Kawaii brothel within Tokyo, Japan.

Designation: LO-182
Description: One (1) kilogram of human urine.
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: Every seven (7) hours LO-182 will take a humanoid form and begin to move in a way that can only be described as “dancing”. Subjects observing LO-182 feel the compulsion to insult LO-182 on its “dancing”. LO-182 will “dance” for approximately two (2) hours, after which it will return to an inert state.

Designation: “A Rock”
Description: “A Rock” of extraterrestrial origins
Site Location: Site-002
Properties: “A Rock” is a fragment of the Tunguska meteoroid. When a subject who has viewed “A Rock” attempts to give a designation or an in-depth description of the materials the compose “A Rock” will be unable to call “A Rock” anything other than “A Rock”. “A Rock” was discovered when “A Rock” crashed into the house of Isaac Ivanov.

Designation: LO-184
Description: The lesser anomalous item slot LO-184
Site Location: N/A
Properties: Anything designated LO-184 slot will disappear from our reality for twelve hours. CSD personnel vanished using LO-184 report no memory of their whereabouts while they were gone. Subjects who have vanished once because the LO-184 assignment cannot vanish again when reassigned as LO-184 slot.

LO-185 prior to containment.

Designation: LO-185
Description: A copy of Minecraft Hacks by Megan Miller
Site Location: Site-001
Properties: When a subject reads LO-185 in its completion they will receive basic knowledge in the fields of architecture even thought the book contains nothing on the subject. Subjects who also read LO-185 in its entirety have also been observed to gain slight financial success in various endeavors.

Designation: LO-186
Description: A stone statue of George Washington
Site Location: Site-002
Properties: Subjects who observe LO-186 describe a sense of patriotism for the United States. Subjects will show an immediate interest in United States history and military.

Designation: LO-187
Description: A cube made from basalt, with Disce⁴⁷ engraved on one side.
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: Subjects within 9 meters of LO-187 have shown an increased capability to learn about an subject. The effect will remain for exactly five days after exposure, although all things learned during that period of time have remained. A request to use LO-187 to help with keeping info on anomalous objects has been sent to Board.

Designation: LO-188
Description: A full body unisex mannequin composed of an unknown flexible material.
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: LO-188 is a animate and capable of limited movements. When a subject comes within one meter of LO-188 it will vocalize the following.

“What do you think about my body?”

Regardless whether the subject responds to LO-188, it will proceed to slap the subject. Attempts to communicate with LO-188 has resulted in the interviewing personnel being slapped.

Designation: LO-189
Description: A copy of 50 Things Every Young Gentleman Should Know by John Bridges and Bryan Curtis
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: When a subject reads LO-189 in its entirety a coin resembling a paper-wrapped US penny made of milk chocolate will manifest within two meters of the subject, alongside with a note written in the subjects native language designated LO-189-A.

LO-189-A instances are composed of an anomalous type of wood fiber that makes the paper fire resistant. LO-189-A always contains a positive message relating to the subject who read LO-189.

Designation: LO-190
Description: A NERF Fortnite AR-L Scar
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: LO-190 anomalous properties activate when LO-190 is held by a subject. Subjects viewing LO-190 while in the possession of another subject will view the toy gun as a FN SCAR 17S. When a subject holding LO-190 loads the toy gun with NERF darts and fires them from LO-190, an observing subject will view LO-190 as firing live rounds.

Designation: LO-191
Description: Two (2) pairs of brown leather shoes
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: LO-191 anomalous properties activate instantly when no personnel are within a 7 meter radius of LO-191. LO-191 will fill up with random types of beans and hot water. If the contents of LO-191 are emptied they will refill when the subject exits the 7 meter radius of LO-191.

Designation: LO-192
Description: Three (3) wooden park benches
Site Location: Site-007
Properties: Designated LO-192-A through LO-192-C. When the objects are placed side-by-side, they will demonstrate an anomalous effect. When two individuals of the opposite sex sit down separately on the outside benches a spatial anomaly will occur that will move both individuals to the middle bench. Individuals affected by this affect will not acknowledge the anomaly and instead converse about their personal lives.

Curiously, 90% of all individuals affected by the anomaly will end up married with each other with the other 10% becoming close acquaintances. LO-192 is believed to be the cause of high marriage rates in the town of [DATA EXPUNGED].

Designation: LO-193
Description: One-Hundred and ninety two (192) tablets of orange flavored “Centrum Chewables Adults” vitamins.
Site Location: Site-002
Properties: When an LO-193 instance is planted in any type of soil it will begin to sprout an organic material that acts like “roots” absorbing the nutrients found within the soil. LO-193 instances will then begin to sprout from the ground until it becomes an LO-193-A instance. LO-193-A instances are both genetically identical to Citrus sinensis⁴⁸ plants. LO-193-A instance’s exhibit no anomalous effects and bear completely edible fruit.

Designation: LO-194
Description: A 2.2 kg dumbbell.
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: When a human subject attempts to hold LO-194 it will gain the full weight of the subject upon contact. LO-194 was found at Crossfit Hafnarfjörður in [DATA EXPUNGED], Iceland. LO-194 was extracted from the location via drone.

Designation: LO-195
Description: A plastic suitcase (designated LO-195-A) and a metallic suitcase (designated LO-195-B)
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: When any object is placed inside LO-195-A, it will disappear and appear within LO-195-B. Objects inside LO-195-A disappear upon the closing of LO-195-A. Currently, LO-195-A is under use by RPC field agents for transfer of sensitive materials to Site-016.

Designation: LO-196
Description: A spray can filled with water labeled “THOT, BEGONE SPRAY!!!”
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: When LO-196 is sprayed upon a female individual that is or has worked as a sex worker, said individuals will disappear within seven hours. At the seven hour mark, a humanoid entity (designated LO-196-A) will appear. LO-196-A will always make contact with the affected subject at the seven hour mark. Once LO-196-A makes contact with the affected subject, both subjects will disappear. Currently, no personnel has gotten close enough to LO-196-A to describe the entity.
Note: LO-196 is currently under consideration for RPC classification.

Designation: LO-197
Description: A plastic T.J.Maxx-brand shopping bag
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: Every 24 hours a random object will manifest within LO-197. When an object manifests within LO-197 an audible “ding” will emanate from LO-197. The following are objects manifested by LO-197.

• Fifty (50) bars of chocolate from an unknown brand.
• A black plastic box with 500 USD within it.
• LO-[DATA EXPUNGED]
• Three (3) T.J.Maxx shopping bags
• Twenty (20) bottles of bottled water
• RPC-[DATA EXPUNGED]
• One-hundred (100) black ink pens
• One-hundred and fifty six (156) unused syringes.
• LO-193
• Five (5) DELL laptops

Designation: LO-198
Description: Two (2) rag dolls (designated LO-198-1 and LO-198-2) composed of an unknown material that resemble Dr. Sarah D. Dominguez
Site Location: Site-017
Properties: LO-198-1 and LO-198-2 are fully animate and sentient rag dolls. LO-198-1 and LO-198-2 are capable of limited communication via writing. LO-198-1 and LO-198-2 will follow Dr. Dominguez assisting her with her work. Interrogation of Dr. Dominguez reveals that she has no knowledge on the nature of LO-198-1 and LO-198-2 or their origins.

Designation: LO-199
Description: A bone china teacup with Oriental designs.
Site Location: Site-014
Properties: LO-199 will fill up with any type of tea every nine (9) hours. Subjects who drink from LO-199 experience a sense of peace. If LO-199 is not drunk from then it will overflow with tea.

Designation: LO-200
Description: A straw sombrero
Site Location: Site-002
Properties: Any subject who wears LO-200 will immediately gain the knowledge of how to speak Spanish. Subjects will have perfect knowledge on how to speak the language fluently. Once LO-200 is removed from the subject they will immediately forget how to speak Spanish having little memory of speaking the language. Subjects who already know how to speak Spanish are not affected by the anomaly. Below is a test log between Dr. Alvarez and Dr. John.

Test #: 003
Procedures: Dr. John, who has no knowledge on how to speak Spanish, will wear LO-200. Dr. Alvarez will interview Dr. John.

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<BEGIN LOG>
Dr. John: Let’s start this.
Dr. Alvarez: Alright.
Dr. John wears LO-200.
Dr. Alvarez: ¿Me entiendes? (Do you understand me?)
Dr. John: Si, yo te entiendo. (Yes, I understand you.)
Dr. Alvarez: ¿Tu podías hablar español antes de usando LO-200? (We’re you able to speak Spanish prior to wearing LO-200?)
Dr. John: No. Cuándo me lo puse yo sentí como algo choco con mi cabeza. (No. When I put it on it felt like something crashed into my head.)
Dr. John: Se siente extraño. (It feels weird.)
Dr. Alvarez: ¿Lo quieres quitar? (Do you wanna take it off?)
Dr. John: Si. Por favor. (Yes. Please.)
Dr. John removes LO-200.
Dr. Alvarez: Can you speak Spanish?
Dr. John: Um. I don’t know.
Dr. Alvarez: Try.
Dr. John: Hola… How do you say “How are you?”
<END LOG>

+ LO-201 - LO-250

Designation: LO-201
Description: One (1) IBM Selectric II typewriter, which shows standard wear due to age.
Site Location: Currently located off-site. Relocation pending.
Properties: When connected to an adequate power supply and activated, the typewriter will show no anomalous properties until provided a sheet of paper. Once paper is inserted, and a suitable ribbon is in place, LO-201 will print, "What would you like to read today?"

The user can then manually enter an answer, to which LO-201 will attempt to provide given only a single piece of paper. Despite being limited to standard "qwerty" strikers, the text is legible across all language barriers, including native logograms.

Test-01: The Bible.
LO-201 will provide a random page of the bible. Later tests reveal that specific books and verses can also be entered.

Test-02: A summary of The Giver
LO-201 composed a concise description of the plot of the book. A web scan revealed the summary was original, and not taken from any existing articles.

Test-03: My internal monologue
LO-201 proceeded to transcribe the users thoughts in real time, until it ran out of room on the page.

Test-04: Document RPC-███
Further testing involving other RPC files is restricted until further notice.

Test-05: The meaning of life
"I'm afraid I cannot answer that… I'm just a typewriter."

Notes: "This could prove rather valuble for retrieving copies of lost or corrupted information in the future."
- Senior Researcher ██████

Designation: LO-202
Description: One (1) Andoer 4K 1080P 48MP WiFi Digital Video Camera Camcorder Recorder
Site Location: Site-███
Properties: LO-202 is incapable of physically passing the Chinese border. When LO-202 is used to record into China from the outside, all recorded footage of China will appear distorted. Videos with minimal distortions depict a large serpentine entity, designated LO-202-A, floating in the sky. All attempts to interact with LO-202-A have failed leading to the belief that LO-202-A is a product of LO-202.

Designation: LO-203
Description: One (1) copy of Madden 08 for the PlayStation 2
Site Location: Site-███
Properties: When LO-203 is inserted into a PlayStation 2 system connected to a television, said television, designated LO-203-A, will violently combust as feces spews from the LO-203-A’s screen.

Designation: LO-204
Description: Printer Paper with the phrase “사랑해 ███"⁴⁹
Site Location: Site-███
Properties: When a subject views the phrase upon LO-204, they will experience a feeling of la douleur exquise.⁵⁰ Subjects will begin to compulsively flirt with members of the opposite sex.

Designation: LO-205
Description: One (1) Glass Bottle
Site Location: Site-███
Properties: LO-205 contains a lighting bolt strike within its interior. The interior of LO-205 appears to be subject to some form of temporal anomaly.

Designation: LO-206
Description: One (1) pair of leather sneakers with the phrase “Jezuz” on each pair. Advance Para-Technology can be found on the bottom of the sneakers.
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: When a subject wears LO-206 and walks upon a body of water, LO-206 will begin to exert a force upon the water causing the subject to float above the liquid.

Designation: LO-207
Description: The remains of a Felis catus
Site Location: Site-019
Properties: N/A.
Note: LO-207 was found one (1) kilometer from Site-019 within a believed artificial hole upon the lunar surface. A note addressing Dr. Micah Thomson was found upon the body of LO-207. The contents of the note can be found below:

You left your cat. Don’t worry I brought him to you.

Designation: LO-208
Description: The corpse of [DATA EXPUNGED]
Site Location: N/A.
Properties: LO-208 is the corpse of [DATA EXPUNGED]. When the name of LO-208 is written within any server connected to the Authority Database it will be automatically expunged through unknown means.

Designation: LO-209
Description: An American Flag with the [DATA EXPUNGED] logo centered upon it.
Site Location: Site-002
Properties: When a subject makes contact with LO-209, said subject will receive a hallucination of an event that took place within ALTR-XRR9’s version of America.

Designation: LO-210
Description: LO-210
Site Location: All Sites
Properties: LO-210 is a hostile sapient anomalous entity that was trapped within the Authority Database’s Lesser Anomalous Item Catalog by a team of the Authority’s Kaballic Department. LO-210, through anomalous means placed upon the entity by the Authority, is forced to speak the truth of its on nature. LO-210 is capable of communication with Authority personnel through the LO-210 document.

Prior to being contained within the LO-210 document, LO-210 was a hyper-dimensional being that was to fully enter our reality via a tear located somewhere within Orlando, Florida, United States of America. If LO-210 entered our reality it would’ve caused the complete destruction of the planet as well as the entire universe entering a low ACS state. Instead, LO-210 was intercepted by Authority forces and tricked by Kaballic personnel to enter the Authority database and was trapped within this document.
Currently, LO-210 is only capable of editing its own document. Thus giving it its LO status.

Note: The above statement was written by LO-210 and cannot be confirmed.
Note: The above statement was written by LO-210 and LO-210 is to be taken as a serious threat. Currently, Dr. Toten is drafting the RPC file for LO-210.

Designation: LO-211
Description: One (1) Pogona vitticeps.⁵¹
Site Location: Site-279
Properties: LO-211 is significantly larger (~0.5 meters) than an average specimen of the species. In addition, a pair of physiological structures analogous to bat wings protrude from the fourteenth vertebrae. These structures are capable of independent movement, but are not capable of flight.

Designation: LO-212
Description: One (1) copy of the 2003 film Finding Nemo on VHS.
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: Upon watching the entirety of LO-212, the viewer will (in approx. 93.27% of cases) discover something of minor importance that they have lost or misplaced within the past six months nearby.

Designation: LO-214
Description: One (1) B2a stop sign of American make and origin.
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: On April 1st⁵² of every year, the sign will change its coloration to a vivid green hue⁵³ and change its legend to say GO instead of STOP. These alterations will revert twenty-four (24) hours after the initial change.

Designation: LO-215
Description: One (1) Quercus macrocarpa instance with several deceased unidentifiable organisms hung from chains composed of iron.
Site Location: Site-002
Properties: Every 10 years, LO-215 will produce a heterogeneous liquid composed of Water and an unknown sulfur compound, hereby designated LO-215-A. When LO-215-A comes into contact with any living organisms, said organism will be compelled to self-terminate. In humans, subjects are able to resist the compulsion depending on the amount of LO-215-A the subject has come into contact with.

Designation: LO-216
Description: One (1) two-meter tall statue composed of iron depicting a humanoid with two heads.
Site Location: Site-002
Properties: LO-216 is fully animated through unknown means. The entity is passive to all personnel who’ve interacted with it.

Designation: LO-217
Description: One (1) shaved Canis lupus occidentalis
Site Location: Site-███
Properties: When a subject enters within a 2 meter radius of LO-217, all hair on their body will begin to slowly fall off. This effect can be halted by leaving LO-217’s area of effect.

Designation: LO-218
Description: One (1) Nintendo DS
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: When held by an adult subject, a sense of heavy nostalgia will appear within the subject. This effect applies to subjects who’ve never owned a Nintendo product.

Designation: LO-219
Description: One (1) Canis lupus occidentalis
Site Location: Site-019
Properties: LO-219 is capable of surviving in the conditions of space. The entity requires no sustenance to survive. LO-219 is currently located within the ███ cavern where it was found sprinting aimlessly around the cavern. The entity seems unable to perceive personnel in its vicinity.

Designation: LO-220
Description: A 50-centimeter serpentine humanoid entity
Site Location: Site-002
Properties: LO-220 is capable of shifting from a solid state into a liquid state. LO-220 is incapable of movement during its liquid state. It is hypothesized LO-220 shifts into its liquid state to hide from predators. Samples of LO-220’s liquid state are currently being studied.

Designation: LO-221
Description: A novelty stress ball bearing a humanoid face.
Site Location: Site-008
Properties: LO-221 appears to be comprised of an indestructible malleable rubber-like material. When an individual who is distressed takes hold of LO-221 and squeezes it firmly, the item will cause the individual's negative emotions to vanish, effectively placing them in a better mood.
Addendum: Following recent events, LO-221 has been redesignated as RPC-013.

Designation: LO-222
Description: A vinyl copy of Amnesiac (2001), by the British art-rock band Radiohead.
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: Listening to the record in full causes one to forget the existence of the album, believing that Radiohead has only released eight (8) albums.

Designation: LO-223
Description: A small, red plastic object visually resembling a coin of indeterminate make.
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: Upon being touched by a human, they will regurgitate (1) one US cent, commonly known as a penny.

Designation: LO-224
Description: Thirteen (13) mechanical devices similar in form and function to a non-anomalous pen. An internal resevoir contains 0.55 mL of a pressurized luminescent pink liquid, which is currently unidentified and under analysis by the Site-016 Chemistry Department.
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: A button on the side of the device, when pressed, sprays out a mist of the aforementioned liquid in a manner similar to that of aerosol sprays. This mist will remain suspended in place for several hours in indoor environments, and can be used to write temporary messages in the air.
Note: Acquired from a storefront inside of RPC-955.

Designation: LO-225
Description: A medium size black couch with reclinable seats.
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: People who sits on LO-225 will immediately be covered in a white viscous substance for as long as they are resting alone. If said person is a regular user of LO-225, once a week said person will be granted a the power to summon pizza and a six-pack of bear in front of him if they wish.

Designation: LO-226
Description: A comic book titled "Fred and Bibby." Author unknown.
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: When LO-226 is read, they will begin to read about past events that have occurred recently within their life, them being focused as the protagonist. Every time a new person reads LO-226, the story will be different.

Designation: LO-227
Description: A ██████ brand remote for a remote-controlled vehicle, retrieved from a closed Toys "R" Us store located in ███████, ████.
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: An associated green toy car (LO-227-1) is universally agreed to exist by all who view its supposed location. However, LO-227-1 is entirely intangible, and, despite being believed to interact with gravity and its surroundings, its existence cannot be proven. If an attempt is made to crush LO-227-1, its perceived location will shift to a nearby area.

Designation: LO-228
Description: A torn piece of purple construction paper. On the object, the phrase "Touch here for a good time bro!" has been written, and a circle drawn below it, in black marker.
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: When an individual touches the area enclosed within the circle, they will immediately ejaculate.

Designation: LO-229
Description: A small basket, LO-229, of warm delicious mozzarella cheese sticks designated LO-229-1. There are only 10 remaining and must only be used in an emergency.
Site Location: Site-008
Properties: When an instance of LO-229-1 is eaten, the consumer will be healed of any illness or injury. If a subject consumes more than 1 LO-229-1 their internal organs will begin to melt as if it was cheese being heated up.

Designation: LO-230
Description: (1) Journal filled with various Visual Hazards on each page
Site Location: Site-007
Properties: Each visual hazard holds a different effect upon being viewed. e.g. rendering a person temporarily blind, mute, senseless, granting them increased perception, inducing rash, inducing a desire to eat gold etc.

Designation: LO-231
Description: (2) Butterfly shaped lightbulbs
Site Location: Site-007
Properties: Will remain indefinitely lit when placed insufficient darkness and plugged into a power source. The power source does not need to be turned on.

Designation: LO-232
Description: (1) Birthday Card
Site Location: Site-007
Properties: Will vocalise "Happy birthday to you." along with reciting the subject's name and age.

Designation: LO-233
Description: (1) Green dagger
Site Location: Site-007
Properties: When an individual is impaled with it, the object will become impossible to remove unless the affected part is amputated, or removed by a third party.

Designation: LO-234
Description: (1) Hammer
Site Location: Site-007
Properties: Wooden objects struck with LO-233, will become more durable.

Designation: LO-235
Description: (5) Police hats
Site Location: Site-007
Properties: Will convince any individual that the person wearing them is a member of the British Police force.

Designation: LO-236
Description: (1) Pendant with an amethyst in it.
Site Location: Site-007
Properties: Will increase the wearer's tolerance to various alcoholic substances.

Designation: LO-237
Description: (2) pairs of black sunglasses.
Site Location: Site-007
Properties: Grants added resistance to visual hazards.

Designation: LO-238
Description: An ordinary ballot box for general elections.
Site Location: Site-015
Properties: All ballots placed within LO-238 will become 1 of 3 of the following instances.

• LO-238-A1: A blank ballot.
• LO-238-A2: A ballot with a check on a randomized name of someone running for public office.
• LO-238-A3: A ballot with all names checked off.

Addendum 238-1: LO-238 was found during an investigation in Pennsylvania carried out by the President of the United States on apparent election fraud. One member of the investigation crew was an undercover Authority researcher who contacted the Authority when LO-238 was found turning ballots into one of the previously listed instances.

Designation: LO-239

LO-239.

Description: A yellow and black measuring tape with no brand label on it.
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: The tape within LO-239 can be pulled infinitely, testing has so far shown that it can extend for approximately 4.8km.

Designation: LO-240

LO-240.

Description: A small blue hourglass made of plastic and will go for 2 minutes.
Site Location: Site-002
Properties: LO-240's properties will activate once the 2 minutes are done. Once the 2 minutes are done a knock will occur on the nearest door to LO-240. Behind the door, the knock occurred from will be a pizza box with a pizza in it, designated LO-240-1.

LO-240-1 is non-anomalous and will always have the same toppings such as pepperoni and cheese, while sausage will appear 50% of the time. LO-240 must be allowed to go through its full 2 minutes in order for LO-240-1 to manifest.

Designation: LO-241
Description: A silver battery similar in size to a double-A battery.
Site Location: Site-007
Properties: When placed within an object that can be powered by a double-A battery, it will give that object infinite power and will cause the object to have a better performance than ordinary batteries. If an object requires 2 batteries to function, LO-241 will be able to act as 2 batteries for the object to function, the object powered by LO-241 is designated LO-241-1.

Personnel with a level 2 3 clearance or higher may freely use LO-241 for a good purpose such as flashlights, radio transceivers, radios, etc.

Note from Dr. Jainy Grace: LO-241 is an anomalous object used for important matters, it's not important to use it for your fucking vibrator. For this reason, we are changing the security clearance access to Level 3 clearance.

Designation: LO-242
Description: A light grey flag.
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: When viewed by any person it will appear as the flag related to that person's ethnicity. For example, if a man of Spanish descent views LO-242 it will appear as the national flag of Spain. Although, if viewed by someone who is part Mexican and part American, the flag will be a mix of both national flags with the red and white stripes, the Golden Eagle of Mexico in the field of stars, and 50 green stars surrounding the eagle.

Addendum 242-1: Upon testing with LO-242, CSD-9943 was able to describe the flag as a combination of the flag of the United States and the flag of the German Nazi party from the 1930s and 40s. CSD-9943 was later tested and results stated 9943 had german ancestors from the 1930s.

Designation: LO-243

LO-243 in its containment case.

Description: A golden coin with United States President Donald Trump's head on the front side.
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: The anomaly will not display its properties until 2 choices are made aloud in front of LO-243.⁵⁴ Depending on what side it lands on it will cause the previously stated choice to become a reality. LO-243 must be able to hear the 2 choices in order to function.

Designation: LO-244
Description: A gloomy colored birthday card with a grim reaper and the words "Happy Death Day" on the cover and an ominous message written in an unknown language inside of the card.
Site Location: Site-047
Properties: When the message inside of LO-244 is viewed by anyone, said person will suffer an immediate death and it is still unknown as to what causes the person to die instantaneously after viewing the cryptic text.

Designation: LO-245
Description: A bottle of purple capsule-shaped pills. The pill bottle is designated LO-245 while each pill is designated LO-245-1.
Site Location: Site-002 (Containment Locker 27A)
Properties: After one pill is consumed, the person who consumed LO-245-1 will genetically and physically transform into the opposite gender within just 5 minutes. Once transformed, the person, designated LO-245-2 will no longer be able to turn back. If an instance of LO-245-2 consumes another LO-245-1, they will suffer a slow painful death. Further tests have led researchers to believe death will be caused due to severe inflammation of every organ of the human body. LO-245-1 will cause 1 of the following side effects when consumed.

• Rash near the posterior, chest area, and/or groin
• Hiccups
• Drowsiness
• Headache
• Dizziness
• Depression
• Anxiety
• Loss of taste or appetite
• Vomiting

Designation: LO-246
Description: A white keycard with a horizontal purple stripe in the center, a bar code on the back, a QR code in front bottom-left, and the title "RPC Authority" on the top of the card, and the words "Level: ∞" in the purple stripe.
Site Location: Site-002
Properties: LO-246's properties do not become visible until being used to access or open areas usually only accessed by Level 5 personnel. LO-246 has also been used on doors with broken keycard panels and somehow is able to open the door even if the pad is broken.

Addendum 246-1: LO-246 was first found in a supply closet in Site-015 when Dr. ██████ was grabbing some printer paper. LO-246 was sitting on a file titled "RPC Authority Security Clearance Registration Applications". According to surveillance cameras in the room, LO-246 had appeared out of thin air. At 3:56 PM on 7/22/20██ the security clearance files had nothing on them but after the feed glitched at 3:58 PM, LO-246 appeared on the files. It's still unknown to this day where LO-246 came from and who placed it there.

Designation: LO-247

LO-247 in Dr. Gibbins's office.

Description: A green and white Lexar brand USB drive
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: Any and all information stored within LO-247 will be converted into a photo of "the Troll face".

Designation: LO-248
Description: An ordinary lawnmower with blades constructed of human bone.
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: When turned on instead of the sound of a motor it will emit a sound similar to the scream of a human being. LO-248 is able to cut grass normally but the screams will become louder as more grass is cut.

Designation: LO-249

LO-249.

Description: Blue brandless binoculars with a scale DPI that does not change the magnification but instead changes a number of years and will go from 1 year to 50 years.
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: When anyone looks through the binoculars it will instead of displaying a magnified version of the location, it will display what will occur in future events depending on what the scale DPI is set to.⁵⁵ If viewed from the opposite end, it will instead show the past occurrences of the area displayed and the DPI will then determine how many years back it will display.

Designation: LO-250
Description: A tin foil swan.
Site Location: Allowed to freely roam the offices and cafeteria of Site-002 and enjoys swimming in the clogged water fountain in the cafeteria.
Properties: LO-250 is sentient and will fly for approximately 5 minutes before softly landing on a flat surface, preferably on warm surfaces.

+ LO-251 - LO-300

Designation: LO-251
Description: A red apple with five bites visible
Site Location: Site-007
Properties: When bitten, the individual will rapidly age over the course of a few seconds until the subject appears roughly 30 years older. The subject's aging process will then be extremely slowed, estimated to be a tenth the rate of normal human aging. As a result, LO-251 may greatly extend a person's potential lifespan.⁵⁶

Designation: LO-252
Description: A 2-meter-long body pillow
Site Location: Site-038
Properties: When viewed by a subject with a particularly strong obsession for Japanese animation or manga and a fondness for a particular character, LO-252 will appear with the design of said character. Falling asleep while making physical contact with the pillow will cause the individual to lose all appreciation for Japanese animation and manga upon waking up.

Written on the inside of the pillow's case is the phrase "Stop being a degenerate and get a real girlfriend."

Designation: LO-253

LO-253

Description: A plush toy of a black-furred monkey
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: Any organism⁵⁷ within 91.4cm of LO-253 will begin to feel an intense desire to stare at LO-253 without blinking. If the subject were to blink whilst viewing LO-253, the subject would fall unconscious. Despite the desire to stare at the object, there is nothing preventing subjects from walking away from LO-253 in order to exit its radius of effect.

Designation: LO-254
Description: A mask resembling the face of John Cena
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: When a subject places LO-254 on their face, they will become completely invisible⁵⁸ and will remain that way until the mask is removed.

Designation: LO-255
Description: LO-255 is a metal soap dispenser filled with a purple liquid of similar consistency to water. The following text is written with black marker onto the metal in Comic Sans font:⁵⁹

The Amazing! Co. Super Soap!

The Amazing! Co. Super Soap will consume all unwanted bacteria. Once it touches skin, it is not possible to wash off because it will be too busy consuming all unwanted bacteria. The Amazing! Co. Super Soap will spread across entire body and engulf the individual in order to consume all unwanted bacteria. Next the Amazing! Co. Super Soap will enter and fill the inside of the individual in order to consume all unwanted bacteria. The individual will quickly suffocate to death but do not worry — the Amazing! Co. Super Soap will automagically give life back to the individual once the process is completed and all unwanted bacteria has been consumed. The process will be completed after 36.2 months.
Also, once the Amazing! Co. Super Soap has been used once, all who know of the effects will desperately want to try it themselves! Everyone wants to have all unwanted bacteria consumed! Yay!

Site Location: Site-016
Properties: Unknown

LO-255 has never been tested and it is unknown if any of the events described in the paper slip are true, or if the object is even anomalous at all.

Designation: LO-256

LO-256 unplugged in Dr. Frost's office.

Description: LO-256 is a three-legged black-colored lamp. The body of the lamp is constructed of aluminum.

LO-256 bears a black cloth lampshade with five white-colored lightning bolt designs circling around the center of the shade.

LO-256 is also equipped with a standard 50-watt lightbulb created by Amazing! Co.

Site Location: Site-047

Properties: When LO-256 is turned on, it will display a light measuring its brightness at ~100,000 lumens. When a subject enters a room and looks at the light for any more than 1 minute, the subject will go completely blind as well as the subject's epidermis will begin to melt.

Designation: LO-257

LO-257.

Description: A VHS tape titled "Teddy's Basic's in Behavior for 5+"
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: When viewed by anyone older than 5 years old the viewer will begin to physically age backward, every day will serve as 1 year and the effects will wear off once the subject reverts back to a 5-year-old child. Once the effects wear off the subject will begin to age normally again.

Designation: LO-258
Description: An oil painting of the Mona Lisa assumed to be created by a member of The Academy of True Art.
Site Location: Site-047
Properties: Each time LO-258 is viewed, the Mona Lisa will have different accessories or outfits such as sunglasses, a policeman uniform, a fedora, or most notably wearing the lab coat of Dr. Stevens.

Note from Dr. Parnish: Let's be honest, the Mona Lisa makes that outfit work.

Designation: None
Description: To prevent complications, LO-259 has been retired. See LO-260 for more information.
Site Location: None
Properties: None

Designation: LO-260
Description: An empty lighter
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: Object acts as a minor infohazard. When an attempt is made to classify the object with a number, the number will invariably end up as one higher than intended.

Designation: LO-261
Description: A mirror with a steel frame
Site Location: Site-002
Properties: Any movement in the mirror will be delayed compared to everything around it as if it were a live recording.

Designation: LO-262
Description: A Camel branded box of cigarettes, the box contains 7⁶⁰ 6 cigarettes.
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: Each cigarette will remain lit no matter the situation, even underwater.

Designation: LO-263
Description: A box of (10) Peeps marshmallows for the Easter season.
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: LO-263 instances are sentient, animate, and behave as ordinary rabbits.

Designation: LO-264
Description: Black wireless headphones
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: The wearer will be able to understand all animals within a 5m radius.

Designation: LO-265
Description: A diamond ring
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: The wearer anomalously repels all Aggression Hazard anomalies.

Designation: LO-266
Description: A copy the children's book Fox in Socks by Dr. Seuss
Site Location: Site-047
Properties: The reader's tongue will twist into a perfect knot when reading for 5 minutes

Designation: LO-267
Description: US President Joe Biden's wrist watch.
Site Location: Site-047
Properties: The wearer will stutter uncontrollably when speaking.

LO-268

Designation: LO-268
Description: A Krispy Kreme branded box of glazed donuts (12)
Site Location: The cafeteria of Site-002
Properties: The box will refill with freshly baked donuts each time it is closed.

Designation: LO-269
Description: A blonde wig
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: The wearer's skin pigmentation will change to an orange color.

Designation: LO-270
Description: A rubik's cube
Site Location: Site-002
Properties: Every 5 seconds, each square tile changes color deeming it impossible to solve. There have been no known instances where it solves itself.

Designation: LO-271
Description: A cardboard box
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: Those viewing LO-271 will become curious as to what is inside of it. Once it is opened, the subject will have entirely lost their curiosity.

Designation: LO-272
Description: A functioning model AR-15 composed of different parts of Nerf toy guns.
Site Location: Site-002
Properties: When LO-272 is loaded with foam darts of any make, its anomalous properties will become active. When a foam dart is fired at an anomalous human, designated LO-272-A, will begin to spasm uncontrollably. LO-272-A will then begin to liquify into an unidentifiable liquid that instantaneously evaporates. During LO-272-A’s spasms, scars will begin to appear on the skin of each appendage creating the phrase “Dreams that kill dreams.”

Designation: LO-273
Description: A wedding ring composed of 50% silver, 40% gold, and 10% carbon with several Abrahamic symbols carved throughout the exterior of the ring.
Site Location: Site-007
Properties: When an individual of the Abrahamic faiths adorns the ring on any of their fingers, the individual will be immune to all forms of possession. Additionally, all low threat demonic entities, curses, and/or phenomenon will be dispelled.
Note: LO-273 was found within an Auctoritas vault in Venice, Italy.

Designation: LO-274
Description: One (1) modified Almagro-Variant Groves Counter
Site Location: Site-017
Properties: LO-274 is able to detect deific entities within an area of 30 km. Additionally, all anomalous properties exhibited by deific entities will experience a 30% decrease in efficiency.

Designation: LO-275
Description: A photo of former First Lady Michelle Obama
Site Location: Site-002
Properties: LO-275’s anomalous properties activate when within an area used for cooking. All food cooked in the presence of LO-275, regardless of the quality of the chef, will always taste repulsive to any subject who consumes the food. Additionally, if LO-275 remains in an area used for cooking for more than 72 hours, a paper card will appear with the following phrase:

Thanks for making my food taste like shit Obama!

Note: LO-275 was found in the Saint Paul’s House Soup Kitchen for the Homeless in ██████, Nevada.

Designation: LO-276
Description: A carton filled with 176 pills. The front of the carton is labeled “Amazing! Co Baby B Gone Pills - Prototype Series.”
Site Location: Site-002
Properties: LO-276 anomalous properties manifest when a pill, designated LO-276-A, is ingested by a subject. After a period of time ranging from five seconds to five hours after ingestion of LO-276-A, the subject's genitals will detonate with a force of [DATA EXPUNGED]. This usually results in death through exsanguination.

Designation: LO-277
Description: The severed hand of Dr. Lyn Lee. The word “joke” can be found carved on the palm of the hand.
Site Location: Site-002
Properties: When a subject views LO-277, the subject will develop a severe form of Pseudobulbar Affect (PBA).⁶¹

Designation: LO-278
Description: Twenty (20) instances of Rattus norvegicus.⁶²
Site Location: Site-002
Properties: LO-278 exhibits an anomalous digestive system where all organic material within LO-278’s digestive system is transmuted into pieces of milk chocolate. The milk chocolate is then excreted through the anus of the organisms. It is unknown how LO-278 converts organic matter into milk chocolate. Examinations of deceased instances of LO-278 have revealed their stomach to be filled with an acidic substance similar properties to cow milk.

Designation: LO-279
Description: One (1) Bastard Sword composed damascus steel. The Elder Futhark Rune of Kenaz⁶³ on each side of the blade.
Site Location: Site-007
Properties: When a human subject wields LO-279, the subject has a greater awareness of its surroundings. Additionally, as a subject wields LO-279, they will develop an increased interest in the sciences.

Designation: LO-280
Description: A carnivorous organism resembling a “pocket pussy.”
Site Location: Site-002
Properties: When a male organism places their genitalia within LO-280, the organism teeth will appear from several cavities within LO-280. The teeth and surrounding muscles are strong enough to separate the male genitalia from the body. After consuming, LO-280 will start to digest the organic material within it via unknown digestive enzymes.

Genetic analysis shows that LO-280 are similar to instances of Holothuroidea.⁶⁴

Designation: LO-281
Description: A Taurus TH9 pistol.
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: When aimed at an individual under 13 years of age, the pistol is incapable of firing.

Note: It is unknown how LO-281's properties were initially discovered, but repeated testing has confirmed them.

Designation: LO-282
Description: A 1.9 meter marble statue of an unidentified caucasian female with long stranded hair.
Site Location: Site-002
Properties: LO-282 is a fully animate and sapient entity. How the entity is able to move is currently under study. LO-282 expresses full loyalty to the Authority and its personnel. LO-282 expresses a desire to be a chef at Site-002’s cafeteria.

LO-282 exhibits a secondary anomalous effect when it attempts to cook. All food cooked by LO-282, regardless of perfection in cooking skills at the time, will transmute into charcoal when the food reaches a state LO-282 deems as “done.”

Designation: LO-283
Description: Amazing! Co. brand freeze balls.
Site Location: Site-007
Properties: When an instance of LO-283 is thrown and impacts an organism, said organism will cease all movement and attempt to stand perfectly still for five minutes.

Designation: LO-284
Description: A [DATA EXPUNGED] University Acceptance Letter.
Site Location: Site-002
Properties: When a subject holds LO-284, they will immediately hold the belief that they were a graduate from [DATA EXPUNGED] University. Subjects will describe events, locations, and people they believe to have attended the location with them. There are no records of a [DATA EXPUNGED] University existing within the United States.
Notes: All tests with LO-284 have been postponed indefinitely.

Designation: LO-285
Description: A 2x2 meter block of an unknown stone.
Site Location: Site-002
Properties: All attempts to confirm the existence of LO-285 with the exception of visual observations, will yield no results. Attempts to take samples of the rock composing LO-285 results with the extraction tools phasing through the stone.
Note: “We believe the object is of extra-dimensional origins, but I doubt we can even test for that. For all intents and purposes, LO-285 is just a block of stone that can’t be tested.” - Rsc. Adam J. Fernando

Designation: LO-286
Description: Two (2) six-sided dice.
Site Location: Site-002
Properties: When inert, LO-286 will appear to have six sides. When a subject rolls LO-286, it exhibits a possibility of landing on a number higher than six. Personnel viewing numbers higher than six will claim to exhibit severe headaches while viewing the anomaly. Once the object is rolled again while a higher number is present on the dice, the object will return to its six-sided state.
Addendum: LO-286 was discovered in a [DATA EXPUNGED] when a seven year old child rolled LO-286. LO-286 apparently landed on the number “326” causing the child to have a seizure due to the complex and paranatural geometry of the cube. Two Authority agents were dispatched to the area and LO-286 was taken to Site-002. A cover story was administered to the local population to explain the event.
Note: “Jesus Christ Daniel, no! You cannot use LO-286 as a recreational object. I should demote you for asking such a stupid question.”

Designation: LO-287
Description: A complex machine composed of two metal
cylinders (designated LO-287-A & LO-287-B) connected by two glass pipes. A label with the phrase “Piss Generator” can be found on LO-287-A.
Site Location: Site-002
Properties: When water is poured into LO-287-A in LO-287’s powered state, the water will flow through the lower glass tube into LO-287-B. While in LO-287-B, an unknown process hypothesized to be alchemical in origin will transmute the water into urine. The urine can be extracted from LO-287-B. If the urine is not extracted within five minutes, the process will reverse and the urine will flow into the upper glass pipe into LO-287-A. While im LO-287, the urine will be transmuted into water. Test of the water created from the urine to have no abnormal properties and to be perfectly drinkable.

Designation: LO-288
Description: An instance of Canis lupus familiaris of the breed Toy Poodle.
Site Location: Site-002
Properties: When LO-288 is placed within a 50 meter radius of a hostile non-humanoid entity, said entity will become completely passive and attempt to play with LO-288. Over time, the aggressive entity will lose all aggressive tendencies and form a bond with LO-288. Said entities will also be passive toward Authority personnel.
Addendum: LO-288 has been used to lower the Lethality Rating of 13 Beta-Red and Beta-Purple RPCs to white and yellow ratings.
Incident: On 09/04/2001, LO-288 passed away during the taming of RPC-███. ASF units were alerted as it was believed that RPC-███ would break confinement. Instead, RPC-███ became visibly depressed. Five days later, RPC-███ self-terminated itself by ramming its heart organ against the wall of its containment cell.

Designation: LO-289
Description: A 5 kg pile of charcoal.
Site Location: Site-002
Properties: When an organism is near LO-289, the pile of charcoal will self-assemble itself into the shape resembling the nearest organism near it.

Designation: LO-290
Description: A vintage metal twin bell alarm clock.
Site Location: Site-002
Properties: LO-290 will begin to ring when an individual within a 100 meter radius of the object dies.

Designation: LO-291
Description: Water balloons numbered LO-291-1 to LO-291-20 on each balloon.
Site Location: Site-004
Properties: LO-291 instances will not break, no matter the amount of force used.

Designation: LO-292
Description: 10 gray/black dogs, designated LO-292-1 to LO-292-10. Species is unknown.
Site Location: Site-004
Properties: LO-292's primary anomalous effect activates when a human subject enters within a meter radius of an LO-292 instance, they will begin to feel a sudden urge to pet them, even if they have Cynophobia.

LO-292 secondary anomalous effect activates when an instance is unfed or feels 'unloved' due to the lack of interaction with human subjects. The 'unloved LO-292 instance will begin to bark uncontrollably, attracting anyone within hearing distance towards them, forcing interaction.

Addendum: Due to Incident-LO-292-1, LO-292 has been requested RPC status.

Designation: LO-293
Description: A copy of the book “Charlie’s Guide to Learning Korean.”
Site Location: Site-014
Properties: Subjects that make physical contact with LO-293 will suffer a severe headache for 24 hours. During this time period subjects will start gaining knowledge on the Korean language. After the 24 hour period, the subject will have a full understanding of both the Korean language and Sino-Korean writings.
Incident-L293:LO-293 was destroyed during the June Site-014 Fail-Safe Incident.

Designation: LO-294
Description: A small stone statue depicting a pregnant feminine humanoid entity.
Site Location: Site-017
Properties: LO-294 anomalous properties activate when a infertile female human comes within a distance of 20 meters to the object. LO-294 will begin to heat up as a bright light is emitted above the head of LO-294. After this event, the infertile human female will be cured of their infertility. It is unknown how LO-294 accomplishes its anomalous properties. Currently, it is hypothesized that the EM radiation emitted from above LO-294’s head may contain the answer to LO-294’s anomalous properties.
Note: LO-294 was found within Antarctic Region 17 within a location of interest known as the “Cold Vault.”

Designation: LO-295
Description: A sica dagger dated to be █,███ years old
Site Location: Site-017
Properties: When thrusted into a wound, LO-295 will begin to repair the damaged organic matter around it at a rapid rate. It is unknown how LO-295 accomplishes this phenomenon. While healing damaged organic matter, LO-295’s temperature has been seen to increase by 2 degrees Celsius.
Note: LO-295 was found within Antarctic Region 17 within the “Cold Vault.” The Cold Vault is a series of underground structures currently being understudy by Authority researchers.

Designation: LO-296
Description: One (1) candy cane.
Site Location: Site-002
Properties: Any organic matter that comes into contact with LO-296 will be instantaneously converted into the materials that make up LO-296.

Designation: LO-297
Description: A [DATA EXPUNGED] Brand MK. 1 Washing Machine.
Site Location: Site-002
Properties: When powered and activated, objects placed within LO-297 will transform into their basic chemical components.

Designation: LO-298
Description: A Doorman Umbrella.
Site Location: Site-002
Properties: When open, LO-298 will release a torrent of water from below the canopy of the umbrella. Where this water comes from is currently unknown.
Note: As of 01/08/2021, LO-298 has stopped exhibiting its anomalous properties and is currently designated as neutralized.

Designation: LO-299
Description: A rubber duck composed of an unknown plastic-like material.
Site Location: Site-002
Properties: When LO-299 is placed in water, the material that composes the object will begin to secrete an oily substance with similar properties to bath soap. This substance, designated LO-299-A, has been observed to be ten times more efficient than regular bath soaps. Research into how to duplicate LO-299-A is currently way.

Designation: LO-300
Description: A [DATA EXPUNGED] Series B Mountain Bike.
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: When ridden by a humanoid subject, LO-300 will begin to accelerate to a maximum speed of 268 km/hr. Once a subject reaches 269 km/hr, the subject will anomalously combust through unknown means. Once the subject's skeletal system is exposed by the combustion, LO-300 will instantaneously stop causing the subject’s cadaver to accelerate off the bike.

Footnotes

1. אֱמֶת，“真相。”

2. 小家鼠。

3. 英语：Han shot first!

4. 分别指技术和进步的惧怕。

5. 石灰岩蝾螈。

6. 家鸡

7. 译 注 ： 帕 特 里 克 · 德 里 斯 科 尔Ｐａｔｒｉｃｋ　Ｄｒｉｓｃｏｌｌ 的 艺 名 ， 蒸 汽 波 音 乐 的 鼻 祖 。

8. 洋葱。

9. 非异常洋葱释放的化学刺激物，可以刺激眼睛泪腺产生泪水。

10. H₂F[SbF₆]。基于测得的H₀值的最强已知超酸。

11. 常被称为常规太阳花。

12. 例如美元纸币、硬币、支票、信用卡和借记卡，Google Play、亚马逊或加密货币等在线货币。黄金和白银不受影响。

13. 游戏中的其他食肉动物，如狮子和牛龙也会食用犀牛肉。

14. 在“灭绝动物”扩展资料片中，某些具有攻击性的恐龙物种会进入狂暴的状态，它们会无差别地破坏栅栏、树叶，并在整个动物园的范围内造成破坏。可以通过发射麻醉枪来制服它们，也可以通过建造恐龙狂暴中心来麻醉和将狂暴的恐龙控制在箱子中。

15. 在特殊的例子中，RPC-197将自己融入为RPC-046族群的首领。

16. 在《动物园大亨2》中点击一个动物园的客人时，会有窗口弹出并显示他们的名字、当前的行动、统计资料和具体想法，允许将他们移动。

17. 试图攻击的生物包括雷克斯暴龙、卡诺塔龙、孟加拉虎和RPC-046族群。

18. RPC-375不受RPC-046的毒液影响。

19. 是游戏中的百科全书，包含了游戏中每一种动物和物品的信息。

20. 对象在游戏中被列为游客而不是动物，它通过大门离开了展览，在美食广场进食并观察了动物园里的其他几只动物后，自由地逃离了。

21. 通常在游戏中动物接近饥饿时看到。

22. 猎豹。

23. 等于 $30.09 美元。

24. 译注：此处“RPCDX”或许是指“RPC DirectX”

25. Xbox 360、PlayStation 3和Wii

26. 包括并不存在的248-J和Freedom-J、CSD-6731，以及一个PCAAO的异常197-1实例。

27. 即CSD-6731

28. 译注：美国国歌。

29. 测试记录470-5中的CSD

30. 目前为███技工安德斯·西韦特森持有

31. Pal录音室；加州库卡蒙加

32. 后来被确定为1957年产雪佛兰Bel Air。

33. 通常被称为“大马士革钢”

34. 瀑布林蛙（卡斯迪蛙）是一种发现于西北太平洋地区的蛙科物种，主要分布在喀斯喀特山脉和奥林匹克山。

35. 译注：美国的罪名，类似过失杀人。

36. 现代“Gamma”级别对应的已停止使用的旧称呼。

37. 这里的“超时空Extracontextual”异常指的是交替或“口袋”宇宙的空间或维度危害。

38. 脊椎动物的分支，包括哺乳动物，爬行动物和鸟。

39. 译注：晚期智人。

40. 译注：个人暂译为智人半成亚种。

41. 异常现象获取协会，一个小型的GoI组织，致力于为富有的客户的娱乐性而获取异常现象。

42. Common dog.

43. The common earthworm.

44. An American supermarket chain based in the southeastern United States.

45. Cognitohazardous elements have been expunged.

46. A company known for making roleplaying games that went out of business in 2001

47. "Learn" in Latin.

48. Common sweet orange.

49. Translation: I love you ███

50. It literally means "the exquisite pain" and expresses the pain of wanting the affection of someone unattainable.

51. Central bearded dragon.

52. According whichever timezone it currently resides in. Site-016's is West Greenland Summer Time (GMT-2).

53. #66ff00

54. Example: Heads, be able to fly or Tails, be able to teleport.

55. Example: If the DPI is set to 5 years, you will be able to see what occurs in that area in the next 5 years.

56. Three Authority test subjects have taken a bite LO-251 and are under an extended study; the first CSD was 85 years old and died shortly after taking a bite; the second CSD was 40 years old and lived an additional 60 years before incidentally dying due to a carbon monoxide leak; the third CSD was 25 years old and is current alive at the age of 180, and is expected to live longer than 500 years.

57. Including sentient/sapient anomalies

58. including all clothing, accessories, and the mask itself

59. It is unknown how the exact Comic Sans font was created using a marker.

60. One cigarette has gone missing.

61. Pseudobulbar affect (PBA) is a condition characterized by episodes of sudden uncontrollable and inappropriate laughing or crying.

62. Brown rats.

63. Meaning “Torch.”

64. Sea cucumber.